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(KTAR Phoenix)   You know the honeymoon is literally over when you get so drunk on the flight to Costa Rica you get kicked off in the Caymans but your new bride keeps on going   ( ktar.com) divider line
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3575 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Mar 2014 at 9:18 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-13 09:22:51 AM  

The new LSD....
2014-03-13 09:23:23 AM  

nulluspixiusdemonica: Repeats!

The new LSD....

I second that.
2014-03-13 09:23:58 AM  
Oh, I don't know.  Is the Dumbass tag for the groom?

If my wife got so trashed that she got our flight diverted, I'd certainly consider carrying on with my vacation instead of trying to get her out of jail.  I'd probably give her the week to think about it and help her out on the way home.
2014-03-13 09:30:09 AM  
Is there a name for that?  When something's both literal and figurative?  Like, in French or something?
2014-03-13 09:32:31 AM  
They did it twice!
2014-03-13 09:36:37 AM  
damn, not even sleeping on the couch the first night but a jail cell bunk.  I'd say that's getting off to a really bad start.

/grounds for an annulment, anybody?

//good moves, slick, I'm putting that in my notes "What not to do ..."
2014-03-13 12:16:22 PM  
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/she knows what she's doing
2014-03-13 12:22:57 PM  
I have no sympathy for the woman.  If she didn't know this might happen, she didn't know the guy well enough to marry him.

This doesn't excuse the guy being a total asshat, however.
2014-03-13 12:34:26 PM  
The honeymoon is also literally over when you get home and start living life as a normal and happy married couple.
2014-03-13 01:10:22 PM  
literally. like totes cray story. No offense, shiatty groom. Jus sayin',
2014-03-13 04:55:07 PM  
Seems to happen alot these days .
2014-03-13 05:36:01 PM  
2014-03-13 05:53:50 PM  
I'd think it'd be even funnier if he was having to serve time in Bogota or Bolivia rather than The Caymens. The Caymens is where all our rich crooks go to roost!
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