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(Daily Mail)   Good luck, Farkers. You're only five partners away from true love   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Rich Peverley, Camille Grammer, stray, character traits, sexual partner  
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3936 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Mar 2014 at 10:30 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-12 03:04:11 PM  
2 votes:
My fifth had crossed eyes, fell down a lot, and described herself as a "nice lady".
On second thought, I may have once had sex with Jerry Lewis.
2014-03-12 12:09:57 PM  
1 vote:

poison_amy: Bondith: poison_amy: Honestly don't know why I'm such a whore.

Do you take precautions?  Does everyone involved have a good time?  Are you doing it because you want to and not because you're pressured into it?

If the answer to all of the above is yes, enjoy yourself and don't worry about what some sexless prudes may think of you.

Yes....yes.... YEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!

ha. Orgasm humor.

You're certainly...gushing...with enthusiasm.
2014-03-12 11:22:12 AM  
1 vote:
Hmm. Yeah I was 14 and a total slut. Not sure why... My parents were very nice and attentive and I had a great childhood... Honestly don't know why I'm such a whore.

So... Can I change the rules? How about 5th this month?
2014-03-12 11:12:44 AM  
1 vote:
Fifth sexual partner?  But I only have 2!?
2014-03-12 10:56:52 AM  
1 vote:

cgraves67: Wow, it's going to be hard to break to my wife and kids that I have to leave them to keep looking for my soul mate.

It's for the best, I suggest you kill them first that will make it easier.

2014-03-12 09:51:52 AM  
1 vote:
Then soon after that...

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