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(Daily Mail)   Nanny state deports U.S. citizen for. A) Terrorist activities. B) Tax fraud. C) Having cancer   ( divider line
    More: Scary, U.S., U.S. citizens, Britain, family leaves, UK Border Agency, uk laws  
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8619 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Mar 2014 at 10:22 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-11 11:01:11 PM  
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Mark Ratner: Prey4reign: Go die from cancer elsewhere, please.

Sadly, most cancer patients aren't fat by the time it kills them.

This is the worst attempt at wit and humor I've seen on Fark in a while. You illustrated the funny part of a previous post when we already got the joke. Then you continued by saying that it's sad that people who die while suffering aren't also overweight. Yeah, that's not the sad part, dumbass.

Go to hell. We can share a pitcher of beer.

/First one's on me.
2014-03-12 12:05:20 AM  
1 vote:

lack of warmth: I can't imagine what that guy is going through being away from his wife and kid right now.

Well, his wife could have gone with him to the USA; she didn't need to stay in England.

Trifecta in play: God hates him, the UK government hates him, *and* his wife hates him too.
2014-03-11 11:50:07 PM  
1 vote:

WhoopAssWayne: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: They also have a mandatory church, the head of which is their own Queen. Fine separation of church and state! No wonder they lost to Hitler.

Funny, I don't recall mandatory church or losing to Hitler in either country.

Sh! I'm feeding the troll!

Oh... wait... it was you?
2014-03-11 11:03:01 PM  
1 vote:
FTA which is from the article of this: "A file image of Nashville is pictured"

Thanks to you Daily Mailbag fit this contribution to the story of this.
2014-03-11 10:42:31 PM  
1 vote:

Caffienatedjedi: Well I love the idea of UKs healthcare, how it ends up being applied sometimes worries me. Probably doesn't help a very close friend of mine is reliant on it, and spent every day harping on its shiattiness. God, I hope she is still alive.

And he had private insurance, from what I gather UK wouldn't let him use it then kicked him out? Sounds pretty stupid. I forgot what site this was from, and hoped to get a clearer idea from the comments, but the derp is ungodly.

The chances are that his health insurance coverage wouldn't cover his treatment based on it being in a foreign country. I grew up with the NHS, and know there are a lot of people who abuse the fact it's free. I have some sympathy for the family, but not much because their story is in the Daily Mail. It's likely they received a fee for selling their story, and unlikely the whole truth of the story is being told. The Daily Mail usually is for foreigners being dumped into the sea,  so the irony is profound.
2014-03-11 10:29:01 PM  
1 vote:
The irony of this story being in the anti-immigrant, anti-health care Daily Fail is almost immeasurable.
2014-03-11 08:32:37 PM  
1 vote:
Thanks Obama.
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