Captain James T. Smirk: Ugh, stories like this make me feel terrible. I really feel awful for the guy, but I can't help that my first thought upon reading it is "this guy has no chance". It makes me feel like a bad person even thinking it to myself.
If you like these links, you'll love
All the submissions, none of the calories.
Sign up for the Fark NotNewsletter!
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2018 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Jun 23 2018 18:48:14
Runtime: 0.380 sec (379 ms)