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(WHAS 11 Louisville)   Convicted killer of 7 ordered to pay $500k in restitution. Oh, did I say "pay"? I meant "receive"   ( whas11.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, killer, Illinois Department of Corrections, federal jury, sliding scales, facial injury  
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2014-03-11 04:59:05 AM  
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It'd be terrible if he decided to hang himself in his cell before he got paid.
2014-03-11 07:40:04 AM  
1 vote:

Harry Freakstorm: 25k if he wants a view of the Mississippi and a dailywake up rape.

Gives a whole new meaning to getting tucked in at night.
2014-03-11 07:38:30 AM  
1 vote:

PsychoLaurie: Actually, what must happen next is for the families of the 7 victims to file a lawsuit for restitution. Granted, the families won't see anywhere close to the $500K, but it would keep it off of this asshat's books.

Plus the state can charge him for his confinement.  20k a year for Menard.  25k if he wants a view of the Mississippi and a dailywake up rape.
2014-03-11 03:08:40 AM  
1 vote:
While I can't condone a prison guard assaulting an inmate without "imminent harm" provocation, I am certainly okay with this guy having his face broken.

As for the judgement, I can also understand awarding him a civil suit for the assault, but 500K seems...excessive. Although between legal fees and probable restitution to the families of his victims, I suppose he's not likely to see much of it.

I like the idea of a permanent cycle...break his jaw, pay him a hundred grand, award his hundred grand to the victim's families, break his jaw again, award another hundred grand...

"Honey, the roofing company are saying that they might go a little over their budget on the garage"

"Oh, alright, let me put in a call to the prison and have them rough up Degorski a little. What do you think, broken jaw?"

"They said it looks like the leak is spreading to the roof over the living room, too"

"Hmm, okay, I guess I'll let them know to take an ear, too."
2014-03-11 02:45:18 AM  
1 vote:
So, that's what...about three packs of smokes at the prison canteen?
2014-03-11 01:01:02 AM  
1 vote:
When I was a kid the LA police beat up a man named Rodney King. Shortly afterward King was shown in court laughing and smiling and my mother said, "You know what makes me sick? This CRIMINAL is somehow a hero!"

I said, "Well maybe if the LAPD followed the law you wouldn't have to see that."
2014-03-11 12:00:08 AM  
1 vote:
Well, that's a slap in the face of an enraged public ready to cry out that the killer should be thoroughly ass raped before he is executed.  And that public will be heard from shortly.
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