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(Uproxx)   Teacher accidentally shows her homemade sex tape to middle school students. Shocking twist #1: Not Florida. Shocking twist #2: No students featured in the video   ( divider line
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2014-03-10 06:31:29 PM  
3 votes:

worlddan: Slaxl: One father, Nicolas Tolerson, told KARK-TV, "(My son) says she was performing sex acts. My heart goes out not only to my son, but other kids in the classroom." Tolerson also said he wants "something done." was standing next to his wife when asked what his opinion on the matter was.

was worried that he might not get his name in the paper if he said something the reporter couldn't use to manufacture outrage.


Seriously, the stupidist possible thing to say.  They kids saw a few seconds of her teacher giving her fiancee a hummer or a handie (speculation based on article wording).  But if she'd shown that same class footage of an armed robbery ending in the death of multiple people, including the suspects, it would likely have been just fine and dandy.

Chances are her in-school administrator doesn't want to do much, because while it's a pretty embarassing accident, it's not like anyone got hurt.  Unfortunately, 'concerned citizens' (who likely have no connection to the school) will probably insist on a punishment scaled to their personal sense of outrage.
2014-03-10 06:02:22 PM  
2 votes:
Who could be so full of total derpitude that they would mix up their own sex tape with....

Oh, teacher, you say? Nevermind.

Your labor unions, doing for your kid's education what they did for American automobile manufacturing.
2014-03-10 05:58:50 PM  
2 votes:
It's refreshing seeing a teacher sex scandal that doesn't involve kids.
2014-03-10 10:48:34 PM  
1 vote:

Nutsac_Jim: NoahFenze: Video or it didn't happen?

/someone was bound to say it.
//may be too late after I submit this.
///maybe it's just me.

Only requires one beer.  Not bad at all.   The fiance is a woman too.  I thought that was not legal in that state.

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2014-03-10 07:34:44 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, any time I showed any video to my students I watched it over and over and over again to make sure it didn't involve 

1) swear words
2) false info
3) My cock

But I could see how some teachers could forget this basic stuff.
2014-03-10 06:22:55 PM  
1 vote:
"My heart goes out not only to my son, but other kids in the classroom." Tolerson also said he wants "something done."

Oh, go fark yourself.
2014-03-10 06:08:04 PM  
1 vote:
Somehow my filmstrips were never quite like this.
2014-03-10 05:58:46 PM  
1 vote:
My heart goes out not only to my son, but other kids in the classroom.

I hear ya dad. I can really feel those kids' pain that they're about to lose the coolest teacher they'll ever have had.
2014-03-10 05:57:21 PM  
1 vote:
I wouldn't mind it if the teacher pictured was actually the one in the video.
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