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(Cracked)   While dolphins are incredibly clever, they lack the necessary thumbs for beer pong   (cracked.com) divider line
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fappomatic
2014-03-10 4:44:00 PM  
In Thailand, if you know the right people and have plenty of cash, you can watch dolphins playing beer pong. They shoot it out of their ++++++ NO CARRIER ++++++
 
CygnusDarius
2014-03-10 4:45:20 PM  
Or Global Domination.
 
iheartscotch
2014-03-10 4:55:57 PM  
Dolphins rape, murder, rob and rape.

/ it's true; dolphins are freaks
 
HammerHeadSnark
2014-03-10 5:01:08 PM  

iheartscotch: Dolphins rape, murder, rob and rape.

/ it's true; dolphins are freaks


It's totally true. Take a look at this dolphin.

Might not be SFW. I dunno, I can't tell anymore.

image is hot . . . but not so much in that way.
 
phillistine
2014-03-10 5:51:04 PM  
Man, I read that as "white" dolphins are clever.  I almost prepared a batch of Orville's best stuff then re-read the headline.
 
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2014-03-10 5:51:40 PM  
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Vladimir Putin loves dolphin rape.
 
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2014-03-10 5:53:10 PM  
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2014-03-10 5:56:38 PM  
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Brew78
2014-03-10 5:56:42 PM  
The only dolphins I fear are giant, with rabies.
 
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2014-03-10 6:16:57 PM  
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JK8Fan
2014-03-10 6:21:37 PM  
Humans rule. Dolphins can suck it.
 
Nick Nostril
2014-03-10 6:23:29 PM  
Came for TheOnion, laughed at rule 34.
 
Arachnophobe [TotalFark]
2014-03-10 6:56:21 PM  

elguerodiablo: [global3.memecdn.com image 640x492]


If they ever forge an alliance with the sloths, none of us will be safe.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2014-03-10 11:43:32 PM  
Fark: Where threads about drinking games become threads about dolphin rape.
 
agent00pi [OhFark]
2014-03-11 6:21:58 AM  

Sensei Can You See: Fark: Where threads about drinking games become threads about dolphin rape.


Dolphin Rape is a clear and present danger to our nation.
 
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