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(Q13 Fox)   Burglar steals bike, leaves poop in return   ( q13fox.com) divider line
    More: Strange, burglary, human faeces, Seattle Police  
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2346 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Mar 2014 at 6:54 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-10 08:20:23 AM  
2 votes:
Sounds like a fair trade to me.

/yes, I sound fat
2014-03-10 12:25:08 PM  
1 vote:
Turd burglar
2014-03-10 12:09:37 PM  
1 vote:
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Wanted for questioning.
2014-03-10 10:59:03 AM  
1 vote:

some_beer_drinker: that totally sounds like something i would do. just do it for the lulz.

You would totally steal a bike?  Die in a fire, good sir.
2014-03-10 08:55:09 AM  
1 vote:
What the bicycle in question may look like.

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Swear there is a bike in there somewhere.
2014-03-10 08:24:10 AM  
1 vote:
Image of owner in question with girlfriend.

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Undercover officer shown waterboarding the only known suspect
2014-03-10 07:13:13 AM  
1 vote:
Personally, I couldn't give a shiat.
2014-03-10 07:06:24 AM  
1 vote:
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Lunchbox, you're craaaaaaaazy.
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