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(Q13 Fox)   Burglar steals bike, leaves poop in return   ( divider line
    More: Strange, burglary, human faeces, Seattle Police  
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2346 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Mar 2014 at 6:54 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-10 12:47:43 PM  
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That's why I keep my "Team Elite" carbon fiber bike inside the house. When you live in an area where it cost upwards of twice the cost of some of these newer cars, you gotta insure it. Just ask that guy if it's insured. A 5k personal article floater costs about 60 bucks a year.
If they stole one of my other bikes, I'd be upset, but not with the loss of my prized bike. Took, years, thousands of dollars, an pedaling thousands of miles to justify the purchase to my wife. Not like my Dad who thinks having two broken down "Free Spirit" 10 speeds means they're really worth something. Hell, he won't even spring for an innertube.
2014-03-10 08:24:10 AM  
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Image of owner in question with girlfriend.

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2014-03-10 08:20:23 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like a fair trade to me.

/yes, I sound fat
2014-03-10 07:17:44 AM  
1 vote:
Exchanging something of value for shiat you don't need isn't theft, it's capitalism.

/if it happens while you weren't paying attention, that's called "fine print."
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