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(NBC San Diego)   Man who admitted to smuggling 100 lbs of sea cucumbers from Mexico is now in a real pickle   ( nbcsandiego.com) divider line
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2014-03-09 10:15:19 AM  
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The Chinese are so farking gross.
2014-03-09 11:25:33 AM  
1 vote:
One time we were in a Chinese restaurant with a large party.   They had sea cucumber on the menu and we wanted to add it to the order.    Over the objections of some of our party, we decided to try it, went something like this...

ME:  And we'll have an order of sea cucumber.
WAITER (putting his hands on his hips):  Are you sure you want that?
ME:   Sure, why do you ask?
WAITER:   Well, most people order it and decide they don't want it.
ME:  Why does it taste bad?
WAITER:   It tastes just fine, it's just that it's ugly.

Well it came and he was right, it was ugly.    Black and slimy.   As near as I can tell, it had no real taste at all but what they describe as a "marvelous texture."  Any taste I discerned appears to have come from the sauce it was in.
2014-03-09 11:21:28 AM  
1 vote:

opiumpoopy: Hey babe would you like to watch me poop out my internal organs?


2014-03-09 10:38:24 AM  
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