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(Rocketnews 24)   How to freshen up your favorite pair of jeans without the risk fading and shrinkage. Hint: No water necessary   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Tommy Hilfiger, jeans, freezers  
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2014-03-09 08:54:51 AM  
5 votes:
Dear everybody:

Stop being pretentious farkwits about farking jeans. It's farking denim. If one cycle through the wash means they'll never fit right again, stop wearing your pants so farking tight. Nobody wants to see the outline of your junk anyway, hipster.
2014-03-09 03:05:48 PM  
1 vote:
" Double the despair if that pair set you back by a few hundred dollars to begin with. "

White boy problems.  You are going to the wrong Goodwill outlet.
2014-03-09 11:59:52 AM  
1 vote:
How many farking times is fark going to post this dumbshiat hipster advice?
2014-03-09 09:00:50 AM  
1 vote:
Dead bacteria become food for more stinky bacteria and the cycle of life continues.

If you can't wash your Levi's because they will shrink, it is because Levi is cutting corners in the production of the cotton.  There is also the issue that China made cotton can be sold as cotton yet the same plant grown in other parts of the world can't be sold as cotton.

If the hipsters ever start looking at their clothes under a microscope, they modern clothing industry will be screwed.
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