Fark You Buddy: Reasons why the south sucks1) Inbreeding2) George Zimmerman3) They piss their pants at the sight of 1cm of snow.Fark them, let them secede. I'll throw a party when that happens. Any non-idiotic southerner is free to come up north.
OneDayWhat: It seems like most, if not all of these problems have been linked to poor education. Historically less educated people make less, get pregnant earlier, divorce more often, etc. Fix the education system, deliver well educated college ready applicants, up your literacy rates. C'mon guys, it's time to catch up with the rest of the nation. Looking at you Texas. Where Rick Perry leads, other deep red states will follow.
StanTheMan: Republicans offer liberty to control your own life. Democrats offer slavery for a government check.
Trance354: Hmm, seem to recall a bunch of stories linked from fark that painted a, "it's not so bad here" view of the South. Growing infrastructure, better or improving schools, and growing businesses. Add to that the population seems to be more women than men ... Exactly the opposite of Colorado, and women here know it.
Abox: What's a 'makeup statistic' and how do you suck one.
StanTheMan: rewind2846: StanTheMan: Perma-Democrat voters!I know you's trollin', but I do have a question: Looking at republican platforms at both the state and national level, and at the actions of their politicians at those levels over the last ten years or so, what exactly do the R's offer to women (especially those of childbearing age), to minorities, to non-Christians, to the LGBT community? Why should anyone who is not a wealthy white protestant straight male vote republican?Republicans offer liberty to control your own life. Democrats offer slavery for a government check.Any more questions, fuknuts?
Mouser: Still beats living among damn Yankees.
Semantic Warrior: If I and my coworkers want to have any weight to negotiate what our jobs are worth, how do Republicans offer us the liberty to organize together to protect the individual by standing firmly together as a union?
Semantic Warrior: roads laden with potholes and ice because the GOP controlled municipal governments under-fund plowing and salting in the winter
Semantic Warrior: All our utilities are privatized
TV's Vinnie: They also struck a disastrous blow on General Horatio Gates' forces at Camden, South Carolina, in August 1780.
Semantic Warrior: If I and my coworkers want to have any weight to negotiate what our jobs are worth, how do Republicans offer us the liberty to organize together to protect the individual by standing firmly together as a union? Why should being a public teacher, DPW worker, DOC guard, etc require us to waive that control of our lives?
HoratioGates: TV's Vinnie: They also struck a disastrous blow on General Horatio Gates' forces at Camden, South Carolina, in August 1780.I'm not sure I'd call it a disaster. A setback, sure, but I'll be back better than ever.
letrole: You accomplish goals by using threats and imposed hardships. That's how you farking operate.
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