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(USA Today)   Indian plane catches fire. Looks like I picked the wrong week to fly in Asia   (usatoday.com) divider line
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2014-03-08 12:43:02 PM  
"Airbus 320 operated by budget airline Indigo ..."

Hmmmm...
 
2014-03-08 12:46:33 PM  
I just want to say good luck. We're all counting on you.
 
2014-03-08 12:48:06 PM  
There's a sale at Penney's!
 
2014-03-08 12:48:41 PM  
The plane caught on fire? That's impossible, they're on instruments.

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2014-03-08 12:49:32 PM  
Asia?  What is it?
 
2014-03-08 12:50:32 PM  
The stench of burnt curry everywhere.
 
2014-03-08 12:56:23 PM  
Indian car makers beat them to it.
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2014-03-08 12:56:41 PM  

The water was cold: Asia?  What is it?


I had the lasagna, and stop calling me Shirley altogether.
 
2014-03-08 12:56:53 PM  
Casino or Curry Indian?
 
2014-03-08 12:58:56 PM  
We'll be diverting to Tenerife. And I'm having the fish.
 
2014-03-08 1:00:43 PM  

Hector Remarkable: The water was cold: Asia?  What is it?

I had the lasagna, and stop calling me Shirley altogether.


Wow -- a Hat Trick!!!

WTG
 
2014-03-08 1:01:51 PM  
Could have been the Indian chef in the galley.
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2014-03-08 1:02:56 PM  
STRIKER! STRIKER!
 
GBB
2014-03-08 1:03:32 PM  
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Oh stewardess, I speak Asian Jive.
 
2014-03-08 1:07:12 PM  

GBB: [www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]
Oh stewardess, I speak Asian Jive.


You have piqued my interest!
 
2014-03-08 1:12:00 PM  
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/approves
 
2014-03-08 1:13:09 PM  
Asian plane crash trifecta in play?
 
2014-03-08 1:27:00 PM  
But it's never a good week to be a youth in Asia.
 
2014-03-08 1:31:17 PM  
How about some coffee, Johnny?
 
2014-03-08 1:32:53 PM  

hershy799: How about some coffee, Johnny?


No thanks, I'm fine
 
2014-03-08 1:44:52 PM  

The water was cold: Asia?  What is it?


It's a large continent with billions of people, but that's not important right now.
 
2014-03-08 2:00:33 PM  
Cowboy plane unavailable for comment.
 
2014-03-08 2:13:25 PM  
I've been saying for years that a whole plane full of people in feathered headdresses was a fire hazard.....
 
2014-03-08 2:19:18 PM  
I've never been more afraid for my life than when I flew Air India from Pune to Hyderabad. Travel within India is the worst.

/if you must, at least take Jet Airways
 
das
2014-03-08 2:21:09 PM  

skinink: Casino or Curry Indian?


Casino or tech support???
 
2014-03-08 2:45:19 PM  

Bslim: STRIKER! STRIKER!


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2014-03-08 2:49:52 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: There's a sale at Penney's!


I watched Airplane again the other day and finally noticed that the jet makes propeller noises.
 
2014-03-08 3:34:05 PM  
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Great album! Of course, you young'uns wouldn't know because you listen to insipid crap.

/ Wear my onions today.
 
2014-03-08 5:01:32 PM  
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Too much curry paste


/and good luck,  we're all counting on you.
 
2014-03-08 8:59:52 PM  
I knew the Indians had plains, but I didn't know Indians had planes.

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2014-03-08 9:02:36 PM  
Aw crap...
Stoker:
I knew the Indians had plains, but I didn't know Indians had planes.

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2014-03-08 10:43:04 PM  
Stoker:   I knew the Indians had plains, but I didn't know Indians had planes.

This is a pic of me after reading your awful joke:

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2014-03-09 11:42:14 AM  
World: "Fark, what can you make out of this?"
Fark: "A hat? A lovely broach? A pterodactyl?"
 
2014-03-09 2:21:19 PM  
I am surprised that no one (including myself! :-P ) thought of posting this one yet.

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