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(New York Daily News)   British man gets suspended sentence after being caught trying to have sex with a cow and a sheep in front of a couple having a romantic picnic. Did that couple ever think maybe they were disturbing this poor man's romantic evening?   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2014-03-08 10:58:41 AM  
3 votes:
moo means moo!
2014-03-08 01:30:30 PM  
2 votes:
Well, technically he can now cross "threesome" off his bucket list.
2014-03-08 11:21:49 AM  
2 votes:
Where do you think sheeple come from?
2014-03-08 11:03:17 AM  
2 votes:
What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A Rolling Stone says "Hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"
2014-03-08 10:59:50 AM  
2 votes:
"Do you know why it is, when a rancher farks a sheep, he does so at the edge of a cliff? It's so the sheep will push back!"

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2014-03-09 11:03:22 AM  
1 vote:
fark, always has to be someone from IT.
2014-03-08 11:44:15 AM  
1 vote:

brimed03: Now, was it with the cow and the sheep at the same time?  Because unless he was holding a gun, that sounds pretty consensual to me.  At least one of them could have run away at any time.

//Herkimer, NY is gonna love this story

The cow had the gun and was forcing the man and the sheep.  They said she had them cowed.
2014-03-08 11:17:06 AM  
1 vote:

VladTheEmailer: You'd have thought they'd not stopped around after he farked the first animal.

I don't think they're there for the picnic
2014-03-08 11:15:59 AM  
1 vote:

RottenEggs: This guy sounds so very liberal ....Breaking down those fundie walls is all fun and games till someone catches an STD .

Or, hoof and mouth disease.
2014-03-08 11:03:36 AM  
1 vote:
A cow and a sheep? Guy must have a million dollars.
2014-03-08 11:03:18 AM  
1 vote:
I thought being an Astros fan couldn't get any worse

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