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(Daily Star)   Man wins world record for fastest speed typing by a nose   ( dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2014-03-08 01:10:06 AM  
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I had a few copies of the Guinness Book back in the 70's when Norris and Ross were still fighting it out for ownership. Back then it had some real records in it and not these trite endeavors that just about anyone can dream up. World record for banging my face against a frost fence in Vermont? Yeah. I have that one. As well as the record for annoying voles in Gogama, Ontario during a full moon. 27, if you really want to know, and man, they were annoyed. Chewed through the floor beams on the double-wide and it collapsed the next spring. But we got another and then went after the muskrats.
2014-03-08 12:02:02 AM  
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