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(Creative Loafing Tampa)   "OMG, this is my classmate who is totally a porn star." "OMG, you know this because you are, among other things, a subscriber to our porn site"   (cltampa.com) divider line
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24258 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Mar 2014 at 10:06 AM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2014-03-07 8:40:19 AM  
I guess for every XOJane to pay the bills there needs to be an XOJohn stewing in his own self-flogged guygurt and calling her a disgusting pervert.  It's one of those circle of life moments that just makes you want to grab a muscular buck from UNC, pull their hair, pop the Go-cam on your ding-dong, and sing Kumbaya as you blast a mid-court money-shot into the basket at Cameron Arena with time running of the cock clock, hitting nothing but net as thousands cheer and even more jeer.
 
2014-03-07 8:50:06 AM  
They all still attended Duke, right?
 
2014-03-07 8:56:52 AM  
I kind of wondered who was still paying for porn.
 
2014-03-07 9:03:53 AM  

Sybarite: I kind of wondered who was still paying for porn.


Same people who aren't smart enough to get out of jury duty?
 
2014-03-07 9:12:25 AM  
That's too funny!
 
2014-03-07 9:35:00 AM  
I think it's more embarrassing that he pays for porn.
But yeah, karma got you there didn't it kid?
 
2014-03-07 9:37:53 AM  
What's good for the goose....
 
2014-03-07 9:51:17 AM  
That letter from the CEO is pure gold!
 
2014-03-07 9:57:44 AM  
At least this shows that the skillful art of the business letter is not dying.
 
2014-03-07 10:09:59 AM  
And this just goes to show you: Duke sucks.
 
gja
2014-03-07 10:10:35 AM  
That letter is goddamned comedy platinum. So much win. So much pwnage.
 
2014-03-07 10:12:40 AM  
The CEO's letter is great! Also, who cares if your class mate has a porn career?
 
2014-03-07 10:12:42 AM  
How many guys who were considering subscribing to FacialAbuse.com are now having second thoughts?
 
2014-03-07 10:12:55 AM  
Very entertaining.
 
2014-03-07 10:12:58 AM  
I usually hate these kind of publicity whore pile-ons ... but this is actually hilarious.  What are the odds this a-hole takes them up on the offer and then picks the star he outed ?
 
2014-03-07 10:13:42 AM  

Wellon Dowd: How many guys who were considering subscribing to FacialAbuse.com are now having second thoughts?


Why bother? I'd just start attending dorm parties at Duke.
 
2014-03-07 10:13:43 AM  
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2014-03-07 10:14:43 AM  

elvindeath: I usually hate these kind of publicity whore pile-ons ... but this is actually hilarious.


Yep.

Kulich took his public criticism of Bagley a step further, offering the freshman $10,000 to perform in a Facial Abuse scene with the actress of his choice. Kulich even offered Bagley $1,000 for every inch that his dick exceeded four inches.

Well played.
 
2014-03-07 10:15:10 AM  
The real question is: Given the opportunity of young Mr. Bagley, would you partake?
 
2014-03-07 10:15:12 AM  
What a great turn in this story, and awesome letter. It's exactly like something the character on The Girl Next Door would say and do.
 
2014-03-07 10:15:15 AM  
How was she bullied?
 
2014-03-07 10:15:41 AM  
The letter left out the important observation that the kid is an idiot for paying for porn on the internet.
 
2014-03-07 10:16:02 AM  

elvindeath: I usually hate these kind of publicity whore pile-ons ... but this is actually hilarious.  What are the odds this a-hole takes them up on the offer and then picks the star he outed ?


I have a feeling that if he takes them up on it, he will be taken to a locked room with a couple thugs and will be "persuaded" to do a gay scene.
 
2014-03-07 10:16:40 AM  

gja: That letter is goddamned comedy platinum. So much win. So much pwnage.


Yep.  But let's take a quick tally of hands....who's game to take this guy up on his offer?

/I would, but it's not likely a 90 second porn film is gonna make any money
 
2014-03-07 10:16:49 AM  
I still can't believe the reactions this girl received. Angry stuff like "she will learn there are consequences to her actions" etc.

What? Let's ignore the fact that anyone attending a major university is pretty unlikely to win any awards for clean living, but to actively want to hurt somebody for being paid for performing in a sex video just because they happen to go to the same school? People are insane.

Why is it ok to pay a doctor to stick his finger up your ass, but illegal to pay a hooker to do the same? Puritanical U.S. FTL.
 
2014-03-07 10:17:07 AM  

Sybarite: I kind of wondered who was still paying for porn.


and $200 a week?!?!?!
 
2014-03-07 10:18:21 AM  

chewy7097: The real question is: Given the opportunity of young Mr. Bagley, would you partake?


No, he's not my type.
 
2014-03-07 10:18:27 AM  

elvindeath: I usually hate these kind of publicity whore pile-ons ... but this is actually hilarious.  What are the odds this a-hole takes them up on the offer and then picks the star he outed ?


That's pretty much the only way he could one up the letter and throw it back in the dude's face. I wonder if this was the plan proffered, if they'd (or she) would go through with it. If she did, it would, imo, kinda cement her reputation as a whore more than a liberated woman. A liberated woman doesn't have to fark guys she loathes.
 
2014-03-07 10:18:45 AM  
I farking love this Mike Kulich guy.

Subby, this should have been a Hero tag.
 
2014-03-07 10:18:59 AM  
As long as its between consenting adults, let your freak flag fly.

A life is best lived without hypocrisy.
 
2014-03-07 10:19:21 AM  
Oh dear god.  I am not linking, but you may google this young man at your leisure.  Keep it legal, folks.
 
2014-03-07 10:19:28 AM  
That was fun
 
2014-03-07 10:19:54 AM  
What a dumbass--he deserves this. Were I in his situation, I'd have politely approached her, let her know I was a fan of her work, maybe asked for an autograph, and left it at that. I'm sure I wouldn't have gotten any, but at least I wouldn't be outed like that dipshiat.
 
2014-03-07 10:20:28 AM  
I'm still trying to figure out if Belle Knox is her real name or film name.
 
2014-03-07 10:20:44 AM  
$200.00 a week for porn? Can we get a Douchebag tag?
 
2014-03-07 10:21:45 AM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Sybarite: I kind of wondered who was still paying for porn.

and $200 a week?!?!?!


The way i read the article was that he lives off a weekly allowance of $200, not that he spends that much on porn.
 
2014-03-07 10:22:17 AM  
Wait, are you telling me there is free pornography on the Internet?
 
2014-03-07 10:22:39 AM  

smoky2010: The CEO's letter is great! Also, who cares if your class mate has a porn career?


I would have cared... it's called networking, though I would have gone a different route to find out how to get in the busines, a free trip to LA, and $14,000 for the first gig.
 
2014-03-07 10:22:40 AM  
Hmmm, he gets to pick ANY starlette? Would be awfully tempting, I suppose. However, I can't imagine it being easy to get it up in front of camera's, etc.
 
2014-03-07 10:22:54 AM  

minoridiot: At least this shows that the skillful art of the business letter is not dying.


If a doctor penned a letter about the kids medical conditions would we still be having the same conversation?
 
2014-03-07 10:24:06 AM  

jst07: I'm still trying to figure out if Belle Knox is her real name or film name.


Film name.  Miriam Weeks is apparently her real name.
 
2014-03-07 10:24:10 AM  

ristst: gja: That letter is goddamned comedy platinum. So much win. So much pwnage.

Yep.  But let's take a quick tally of hands....who's game to take this guy up on his offer?

/I would, but it's not likely a 90 second porn film is gonna make any money


That's a stone cold bluff, but I'd think they'd make triple just being able to make fun of you. I couldn't do it, unless I was retired and not remarried by then. In that case, saddle up.
 
2014-03-07 10:25:07 AM  

jst07: I'm still trying to figure out if Belle Knox is her real name or film name.


Film name. I did some, uh, research last night.
 
2014-03-07 10:25:16 AM  
I would take the $10K offer.  Why not?
 
2014-03-07 10:25:22 AM  

grinding_journalist: elvindeath: I usually hate these kind of publicity whore pile-ons ... but this is actually hilarious.  What are the odds this a-hole takes them up on the offer and then picks the star he outed ?

That's pretty much the only way he could one up the letter and throw it back in the dude's face. I wonder if this was the plan proffered, if they'd (or she) would go through with it. If she did, it would, imo, kinda cement her reputation as a whore more than a liberated woman. A liberated woman doesn't have to fark guys she loathes.


Unless the script calls for it to be a total humiliation set-up - where she drops a deuce on his chest then makes him eat it as she squirts in his face
 
2014-03-07 10:25:35 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: Oh dear god.  I am not linking, but you may google this young man at your leisure.  Keep it legal, folks.


...........wow............

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2014-03-07 10:25:39 AM  
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And seriously, this douchebag deserves to be shamed.  Unless that's another site he's subscribed to, I guess.
 
2014-03-07 10:26:12 AM  

grinding_journalist: elvindeath: I usually hate these kind of publicity whore pile-ons ... but this is actually hilarious.  What are the odds this a-hole takes them up on the offer and then picks the star he outed ?

That's pretty much the only way he could one up the letter and throw it back in the dude's face. I wonder if this was the plan proffered, if they'd (or she) would go through with it. If she did, it would, imo, kinda cement her reputation as a whore more than a liberated woman. A liberated woman doesn't have to fark guys she loathes.


There is no way that dude will get to that conclusion. He chickens out.
 
2014-03-07 10:26:25 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: Oh dear god.  I am not linking, but you may google this young man at your leisure.  Keep it legal, folks.


He looks about 10. And soulless...
 
2014-03-07 10:26:25 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: Hmmm, he gets to pick ANY starlette? Would be awfully tempting, I suppose. However, I can't imagine it being easy to get it up in front of camera's, etc.


You can bet they'd do everything they could to prevent him from being able to get it up... film that... and then put it on the internet. In other words, it's a trap... but one I hope the guy falls for.
 
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