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(   Hospital room gets overly dusty as critically ill bride marries her everloving sweetheart from her intensive care bed   ( divider line
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2014-03-07 03:13:42 AM  
1 vote:
"Alright! Everyone out! Its wedding night time!"
2014-03-07 01:52:28 AM  
1 vote:
A young woman was on her deathbed and she was talking to her husband about the upcoming funeral. "I know your inlaws have been absolutely rotten to you the whole five years we've been married but I want you to be nice to them at the reception."
"Anything for you, my love."
"And my dad's going to probably say horrible things at the reception but I don't want you to get in a fight with him about it, you know his heart condition, just let him rant."
"Of course, darling."
"And promise me you'll ride to the graveyard with my parents to put a good public face on things."
"GODDAMMIT, woman! You are just completely set on ruining my whole day, aren't you?"
2014-03-07 01:49:03 AM  
1 vote:

MFAWG: That seems like a low level of commitment.

'I'm dying. Marry me?'

'Uh, OK?'.

On Seinfeld there were a couple of episodes where they mentioned wanting to see a movie called Prognosis Negative. That was a real screenplay written by Larry David where a guy who has trouble committing in relationships finds out his girlfriend has been diagnosed with a fatal disease, and gets engaged to her knowing he won't have to actually go through with it.
2014-03-07 01:40:22 AM  
1 vote:
The hell? I come to Fark to read about the continuing decline of human species, stupid memes and grown men talking about how hot that teacher was that just banged a 14 year old boy.

And now I have to sit through this testament of true love through the struggles of hardship?

Someone just post the damn Ken Jeong wacking off .gif already.
2014-03-07 01:20:54 AM  
1 vote:
I would probably cry if I knew the exact amount of time I spent reading British tabloids via Fark
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