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(NJ.com)   Police discover that if you follow the trail of clothing, sooner or later it'll lead you to the naked guy   ( nj.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, bayonne, Jersey City, Dodge Durango  
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1193 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Mar 2014 at 1:15 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-06 12:20:11 PM  
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I hate it when my clothes try to strangle me.
2014-03-06 12:21:39 PM  
Oops my bad.

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I hate it when I have to strangle my clothing.
2014-03-06 12:55:22 PM  
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All right, The Naked Guy! Excellent Butt! Now it's a party!
2014-03-06 01:18:11 PM  
Does he grant you a wish if you catch him?
2014-03-06 01:19:56 PM  
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2014-03-06 01:21:30 PM  

Can't believe it took five posts.
2014-03-06 01:43:04 PM  

Russ1642: CygnusDarius:

Can't believe it took five posts.

Screw that! The thread was done in three posts!
2014-03-06 03:38:01 PM  
...or, preferably, the naked gal.
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2014-03-06 03:39:58 PM  
Pro Tip : If you are going to do seriously mind bending drugs, try not to do them behind the wheel of a car while on the road.

Maybe, just maybe, wait until you have parked somewhere quiet.
2014-03-06 04:58:10 PM  
Niijima Haruo wanted for questioning:

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/Obscure Reference.
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