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(Florida Today)   Apparently, it's illegal to put a dolphin in your swimming pool   ( floridatoday.com) divider line
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4337 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Mar 2014 at 12:43 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-06 04:54:35 PM  
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Unimpressed !

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2014-03-06 04:23:50 PM  
1 vote:
The problem is that it wasn't his pool. It it had been, it would have been fine.
2014-03-06 02:53:59 PM  
1 vote:
"Putting your dolphin in my swimming pool" will be my new go-to euphemism.
2014-03-06 02:31:10 PM  
1 vote:

WelldeadLink: dragonchild: The guy who put the dolphin there was suspended.

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2014-03-06 01:37:00 PM  
1 vote:
Someone put sickness in the pool... on porpoise.
2014-03-06 01:07:39 PM  
1 vote:
He put a diseased dolphin in a resort's swimmimg pool. Dolphin could have peed or shiat in the pool too. Eww.
2014-03-06 12:58:22 PM  
1 vote:
nobody puts dolphin in a swimming pool
2014-03-06 12:53:19 PM  
1 vote:
If dolphins are so smart how come they live in igloos?
2014-03-06 12:47:35 PM  
1 vote:
I better get Flipper out of my pool before the authorities find out!

[Looks at frozen pool, covered by 6 inches of Michigan snow]

Crap... I knew there was something I forgot to do before winter came.
2014-03-06 12:46:22 PM  
1 vote:
Fark, and I thought this was America. RIP, freedom.
2014-03-06 11:54:12 AM  
1 vote:
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