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(WTKR)   You know you're in the south when your meteorologist has to explain the difference between black ice and sleet to you   ( wtkr.com) divider line
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2014-03-06 04:03:17 PM  
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jaggspb: what black ice may look like

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2014-03-06 02:38:54 PM  
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2014-03-06 10:20:45 AM  
3 votes:
Well, it is the south. They probably thought that black ice tried to carjack you or something.
2014-03-06 12:39:03 PM  
2 votes:
"A wave of Trayvon ice is expected over Florida tonight as a storm front passes..."
2014-03-06 11:53:22 AM  
2 votes:
You know you're in the north when a category 1 hurricane is called a Superstorm.
2014-03-06 11:06:58 AM  
2 votes:
well, when the weather man says "black ice" they rednecks hear "black guys" and get very nervous.
2014-03-06 10:15:47 AM  
2 votes:
What is the difference between rain and a pond?
2014-03-06 03:56:01 PM  
1 vote:
what black ice may look like

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2014-03-06 03:52:28 PM  
1 vote:

OtherLittleGuy: Ow! That was my feelings!: [i.imgur.com image 500x281]

I had to look very carefully at that. Very well played, K&P.

Now with video, Link
2014-03-06 02:07:08 PM  
1 vote:
The difference is that black ice has to use the other water fountain.
2014-03-06 02:02:42 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: Well, it is the south. They probably thought that black ice tried to carjack you or something.

Black ice does carjack you, with you inside and driving at the time. Then it proceeds to rape you and anyone in the car with you. Then it steals all your money or raise your insurance. Finally it can and will kill anyone who's not wearing a seat-belt at the time. And its invisible at the time, no warning at all.

Trick is, as a driver is to: declench your buttcheeks because it hurts less that way. No sudden moves, as with all ice. Dont try to run away from it or avoid it by swearving, and thats no matter what car you drive. Relax, if you do, your experience will soon be over and everyone in the car will look afraid but unraped.

Relaxing is hard in these situations, so my boss once sent me to controlled skid courses. He didnt want the compagny truck to have a scratch I guess. I learned the trick of winter driving and ice driving.
1. Stay the fark away from anyone. Dont drive too close to me bastard and ill do the same. 5 seconds or more is key.
2. Drive at the speed all other mofos drive on the highway, or if alone at the speed you are most comfortable with. If everyone is driving too fast on the highway for you then you have no business driving on the highway, even if it IS your business driving. Im looking at yous taxi cab from india.
3. Learn self defense tricks, go on a shopping center as soon as you get any snow. Wait until its nice and white all over and play with your handbrake. Yeah, practice makes perfect, and will make you relax when the time comes. Thats when, not if.

2014-03-06 12:00:44 PM  
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delsydsoftware: You know you're in the north when a category 1 hurricane is called a Superstorm.

Or you get an earthquake.  CSB:  Back in the late 80's, we had one at like 2am on night on Long Island. My mom thought it was the Russians nuking us....
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