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(KIRO TV)   Blind man robbery suspect arrested. He would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for that wall, the stairs, a couple of trees   ( divider line
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2014-03-05 10:17:33 PM  
He was only driven to a life of crime because he was the victim of mopery
2014-03-05 11:20:27 PM  
Saw that one coming.

/not blind
2014-03-05 11:26:57 PM  
Exactly how much is a pack of smokes in Seattle?
2014-03-05 11:34:07 PM  
Article forgot the huge glass pane delivery blocking the way and various fruit vendors.
2014-03-05 11:46:23 PM  
I thought stairs only stopped robots? The Blinds have those sticks with swords inside.
2014-03-05 11:46:38 PM  
What's a man robbery?
2014-03-05 11:53:26 PM  

Candygram for Mongo: What's a man robbery?

It's like mans laughter, but not as bad.
2014-03-05 11:56:37 PM  
And those damn kids!
2014-03-06 12:19:41 AM  

whither_apophis: Candygram for Mongo: What's a man robbery?

It's like mans laughter, but not as bad.

Ah, I see.
2014-03-06 12:26:25 AM  
>Police say the suspect was arrested Tuesday night in the Pioneer Square area and held for investigation of robbery

So... like... how bad was the robbery?
2014-03-06 12:45:52 AM  
...And falling down a couple flights of stairs.
2014-03-06 12:54:20 AM  
Throw the book at him!

/or is it illegal to punish someone that way?
//maybe if it's paperback
2014-03-06 12:55:34 AM  
A picture of the suspect, with stolen items in hand:

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/Seriously, how would he know what to take?
2014-03-06 02:36:43 AM  
It's a good thing the suspect in the case of the Robbery of the Blind Man was caught, Scooby Doo!
2014-03-06 02:53:33 AM  
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"So I gave that blind farker a stack of ones and sent him on his way."
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