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(BDCwire)   In order to make the Boston Marathon safer this year, they are banning military groups from marching. Aren't they the ones that know how to react to a roadside bomb?   ( bdcwire.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Boston Marathon, improvised explosive devices, alternate route, marchers  
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2014-03-05 05:53:35 PM  
3 votes:
Hey Boston

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2014-03-05 06:51:54 PM  
1 vote:
Boston Strong, my farking ass. They're advertising the fact that the terrorists have won.  What's next? Give all the runners a participation trophy of Muhammad?
stop the race for prayers? Ban alcohol because it might he offensive to their Muslim overlords?

fark you Boston biatches
2014-03-05 06:21:31 PM  
1 vote:

Atomic Spunk: dittybopper: Stupid, and it won't make the race any safer.  Neither will banning bags.

Why won't banning bags?

Because you can't ban fat people.  And a person trying to hide a device can make themselves look fat in order to hide it.

They should ban fat people too.

If nothing else, it would keep people like Richard "Talibubba" Jewell away.
2014-03-05 06:12:40 PM  
1 vote:
Sooooo, they finally let gays march, and the military is banned.

There's a balance there, just look closer.

//would never
///allow those
////tacky backpacks.
2014-03-05 05:47:08 PM  
1 vote:
The Colonel knows how to run the Long Walk properly. Just give him some half tracks.
2014-03-05 05:37:51 PM  
1 vote:
The only safe thing to do is CGI a race through a CGI Boston and the winner should always be Obama. Yes, that's the safe thing to do ..
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