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(Jamaica Observer)   Jamaica is U.S.'s largest source of marijuana and accompanying Bob Marley posters, unlistenable reggae and Jamaican-flag hats and messenger bags. Or what econonomists would call a completely vertically intergrated economy of crap   ( jamaicaobserver.com) divider line
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2014-03-05 10:52:47 AM  
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The United States says Jamaica remains the largest Caribbean supplier of marijuana to the United States

Which is like saying Michigan is the largest northernmost midwest state manufacturer of American automobiles.  But leaving that little part in wouldn't have gotten a greenlight, I guess.
2014-03-05 09:59:32 AM  
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I thought the US was the US's largest source of marijuana.
2014-03-05 12:55:44 PM  
1 vote:

stpauler: I've never felt more unsafe than I did just driving around in the day time in Jamaica. That place is a shiat hole.

We didn't go to real Jamaica, just a resort outside of Montego Bay and a couple excursions including to Dunns River Falls (what a rip job).  I have never feared for my life more than when I was on that shuttle bus to Dunns River.  British colony so everyone's on the left, the car in front of us gets in the right lane to pass the slow car in front of us, so our bus driver goes further to the right to pass...three vehicles side-by-side on a two lane road.  My wife was leery riding out of the MoBay airport (the road all the tourists enter town on) and seeing an official roadsign marking how many highway deaths there were the year before.

I'm sure you're referring more to the gang violence, but consider yourself a survivor just by being alive enough to be carjacked after dealing with the drivers.

/outside of town all the shantys were depressing.  Unfinished piece of shiat buildings.
//And goats.  Goats everywhere on the side of the road.  They're like deer here.
///Our resort, however, was farking awesome.  The one time in my life I felt like a 1%er.
2014-03-05 12:30:37 PM  
1 vote:
Well done subby!  A factually wrong headline and two spelling mistakes to boot!
2014-03-05 12:18:00 PM  
1 vote:
This reminds me of that first year in college, where some of those guys start listening to reggae and go and write their big 2-page double spaced paper for English Composition 101 on why marijuana should be legal.  When this stuff becomes legal everywhere, just what in the hell are they going to write about?  The stress of having to find a controversial topic is going to affect thousands and thousands of people who shouldn't have gone to college in the first place.
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