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(ReplayTV) Boobies Janet Jackson flashes over 140 million Super Bowl viewers. (Not safe for work. Link re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-fixed; not Yahoo anymore)   ( kaleirish.com) divider line
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2004-02-02 12:34:50 AM  
Ok, stupid rogers doesn't want to serve the image, heres the link:

2004-02-02 12:37:34 AM  
any streaker footage anyone? i turned off game after ridiculously lame halftime show, janet's boobie excluded.
it was like 6 producers, all with ADD put the show together.
2004-02-02 12:38:36 AM  
Let the photoshopping begin!!!!!
2004-02-02 12:42:25 AM  
check it:


definitely some type of nipple ring.
2004-02-02 12:43:55 AM  
closest view

it's a piercing! and a nipple shield. not a pasty.

i think it was an accident. if it was a pasty... that would have been non-accidental. but i think ms. jackson would probably wear something similar most of the time. also, she doesn't have the most jawdroppingly gorgeous breasts - they're a bit saggy and floppy. that makes me think that it would be a better publicity move for her to not show them to 140 million people, especially because she's probably pissed off quite a number of the "think of the children" types. it doesn't make sense for her to be flashing people.
2004-02-02 12:47:08 AM  
You should see the flamers on her message board. Me thinks things are going to be very interesting in deed. LOL!
2004-02-02 12:47:36 AM  
you can also see that the thing he tore off was connected by buttons, as if it were meant to be torn off. i smell something fishy...
2004-02-02 12:51:04 AM  
sqweak, that shot kicks ass. makes me think this was at least partially a screw-up; they both have a severe, "Oh, fark" expression.
2004-02-02 12:52:28 AM  
whoa. janet jackson's site is severely farked right now. or superbowled. or what have you.
2004-02-02 12:55:39 AM  
Somebody start a Photoshop thread from this!
2004-02-02 12:57:32 AM  
oh man!!! You know what's great, as soon as I saw her flash boob I couldn't wait to jump on fark!!!
2004-02-02 01:01:59 AM  
From the close pictures, it is obvious that the cup had some sort of snap attachment. Why would you design an outfit like that if it wasn't meant to be torn away? Seems like allot of wasted seamstress time for a useless feature. On the other hand, makes for some nice PR. How many of us would be talking about Janet and Justin right now if it weren't for that stunt? Can't buy this kind of publicity.
2004-02-02 01:04:58 AM  
I dont care what her reaction was when it happened or what they were doing beforehand; if it wasnt meant to happen then why the hell would she even be wearing a pasty?
Rehearsed, and rehearsed well.
2004-02-02 01:08:47 AM  
"It's unlikely that MTV will produce another Super Bowl halftime."

2004-02-02 01:09:40 AM  

You're a washed up pop performer who has a brother facing child molestation charges and you've just been asked to perform a hit song a decade old during the Superbowl HT.

How do you try and revive your dead career and take the focus away from big bro?

Nipple guard and Justin.
2004-02-02 01:17:55 AM  

/done now
2004-02-02 01:24:38 AM  
That's no moon...
2004-02-02 01:33:44 AM  
By the way, Drew, I think I singlehandedly managed to bring in about 12 new members tonight...
Sometime during a break in the 3rd quarter someone yells out 'go find those pics!'. They wanted to confirm whether it ws a pasty or not. Two girls go to the computer, theyre googling it for about 5 minutes or so, then I walk over and say 'move.' I type in fark.com and BAM! 'Janet Jackson flashes...'
I was a hero...everybody in the room is like 'omgwtf you found 'em in 2 seconds, where the hell did you go?'
Fark.com, I say. Fark.com

--and what the hell does the "HTML enabled, except for images" mean? Thats different from normal, somehow, but what do they mean about the images?--
2004-02-02 01:36:25 AM  
Also, who cares ?
2004-02-02 01:41:06 AM  
The Paris Hilton sex tape that was accidentally found sure helped out "The Simple Life" ratings by putting Paris on the map. Maybe the media thought they would try out some more accidental nudity to on music to blow up JJ's new album and put Janet back on the map. $$$
2004-02-02 01:42:42 AM  
3000 more hits and this will make the top links page.
2004-02-02 01:42:51 AM  
2004-02-02 01:48:52 AM  
Dunno if I'm the only one who noticed it.. but wtf is Justin WEARING in this pic?

It's like some sort of embroidered cherry blossom shirt that you pick up for your girlfriend in the airport on the way home from some trip... very weird.
2004-02-02 01:50:11 AM  
One pierced nipple with a shield. Look close at the hi-res shots and you can see the bar the goes through her nipple and holds the shield on.

Nice tit.
2004-02-02 01:52:33 AM  
best mirror link of it yet www.tampabaydrunks.com/main.htm
2004-02-02 01:58:33 AM  
For the last time people it wasn't a pasty!

My reading is that JT was supposed to expose the red bra only and simply grabbed too much. Matt Drudge was only partially right when he said that CBS had approved a shocking moment.

Unfortunately the stunt went wrong. The reaction pics completely tell the story.

Furthermore if JJ was planning to reveal her boob she would wear a proper pasty (a la Lil Kim) not an areola star contraption.

/feel free to debate me
2004-02-02 02:04:28 AM  
Bill Maher called it correctly a few days ago in his blog when he dubbed this one the "Boner Bowl" because the damned thing was sponsored largely in part by the new competing erection pills Levitra and Cealis...

Aand if that wasn't enough after commercials featuring a guy in a kilt cooling his nads over street grate a la Marilyn and Cedric getting his nether region bikini waxed I'm amazed at the concern over man-faced Janet's droopy boob. The whole thing was only missing someone talking out his penis and waving it. Apparently even the streaker was too uptight to do so.

Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes...

As to the Janet thing, my only question is why only one and not both? Or was that the 'malfunction' they were apologizing for?

Heck, I wouldn't have even known it had happened had I not cruised onto Fark before going to bed. Who watches the halftime show anyway?

To those of you exposing your children to the commercials and then being upset over the droopy boob shot, well, all I can say is I hope your kids grow up to be less uptight asshats than you.

Personally I thought the randy talking monkey commercial was the highlight of the night....
2004-02-02 02:05:28 AM  
In some of the clearer shots you can see clearly that it's not a tassel, a pastie or anything of that sort. It's clearly a areola shield. I'd call it a nipple shield, but you can see the nipple clearly in the middle. Only the areola is covered.
2004-02-02 02:12:37 AM  
Well, the nipple jewelry stock just went up a few more points, methinks.
2004-02-02 02:14:01 AM  
After reading a bunch of the debate here did my own GIS for nipple shield.

Jackson's model was on the first page of images.

/mind made up on that point.
2004-02-02 02:33:56 AM  
It's a farking boob, people. Get over it. All women have a pair, including your mother, sister(s), wife(s), girlfriend(s).

Americans are so prude, it's unbelievable.
2004-02-02 02:44:01 AM  

What I love about your post is that you assume that we have one mother, but leave open the possibility for more than one wife.

/polygamy rocks!
2004-02-02 02:48:58 AM  
Got the streaker on Tivo. He was wearing referee clothes to get on the field, then began dancing an Irish jig. I think.
2004-02-02 02:54:11 AM  
I was WAY more offended by "Puff Diddy"...The fact that he's appearing in a Super Bowl halftime show and not doing laundry in Sing Sing outrages me.
2004-02-02 03:38:04 AM  
Planned event...

Cup removal was not accidental, there are clearly snaps as fasteners for it...

The "underbra" red piece is not a separate piece, sewn on as trip to removable cup...

Nipple has a star shaped, metal shield (not pasty) held over the areola with a piercing bar, tip of nip exposed...

Yes, my WIFE pointed it out to me, I saw it but didn't realize the ramifications until she asked me 'did they just tear her shirt off?'...

/have a nice day!
2004-02-02 03:55:19 AM  
This was not an accident. Nothing unscripted and unrehearsed is aired on television these days. It's all about the illusion of spontaneity but that's all it is - illusion. Especially when you are talking about a production the size of the Super Bowl halftime show. It is all practiced until all participants can do it in their sleep. If you believe the feigned looks of indignation in those pictures I have some swamp land in Arizona I would like pitch to you.

Also, there's no such thing as "live" on any network television production. It all runs on a 5-10 second time delay that can be dumped with the press of the button. The fact this wasn't dumped implies it was planned. The person with his hand hovering over the dump button had to know not to hit it at this point.
2004-02-02 04:52:17 AM  
2004-02-02 05:01:55 AM  
that was unbelievably stupid but i'm glad they did it. now i'll never have to see those two idiots during another super bowl.
2004-02-02 05:12:57 AM  
Only one good thing came out of that situation and it's that all the troops in the Middle East saw a boobie for the first time in a long time. It's a shame they check everyone's deployment bags for porno magazines. I'm thinking a pretty good cheer went up when they saw that.
2004-02-02 05:21:09 AM  
CBS sucks donkey balls. It's time to ditch your Viacom stock while you still can, folks.
2004-02-02 05:34:26 AM  
Farker "PeeOnYou" has the best link on the forum, its super close up and clear as can be.. here is the link.

High Res Pic

2004-02-02 05:55:11 AM  
Just think, what if her bra(the red part that wasn't supposed to come off with the outter latex cup) got caught on the shield? ouchie!

By the looks of her outfit, and the nature of the song, I'd venture to guess that he was supposed to rip the latex thing off bit by bit, and leave her in a bra and panties or something. I didn't get to see it live, how far were they in to the song when that happened?
2004-02-02 05:57:24 AM  
Her boob looks weird because the corset outfit is pushing some of it up and keeping some of it down. That's it.
2004-02-02 06:06:12 AM  
Look at the picture. There's a red bra cup covering her other boob. I would assume that Justin was supposed to rip off the detachable leather cup, leaving just the red bra underneath, but the bra broke.

Anyone else see this?
2004-02-02 06:27:16 AM  
2004-02-02 06:37:15 AM  
2004-02-02 06:51:28 AM  
everyone says its scripted. Lies! Republican Conspiracy! if you look at the hi-res shots of the exposed area, theres that nice chocolate nipple right smack dab in the middle of that 'cyborg shiat'. Id go out on a limb and say something was supposed to happen, but not quite up to that caliber. Maybe something more risqu. You could go the route that Drudge has us wanting to think, that it was one big elaborate scheme. If this is the case, there are plenty of JFK/UFO/Elvis conspiracies to feed your hunger.

Speaking of 'ol JFK, when i turned to the TV and saw Janet clutching her breast, i thought she had been shot by a sniper. Quick! To the Book Depository.... Check the grassy knoll too while your at it.

that cyborg looking thing is probably a decorative piercing or tassle. My guess is piercing, due to the fact it serves no other honest function with the decorative sun. What would get her jollies wearing tassles under the jump suit? I'm not up to speed on my piercings due in large part to me having none so any supporting ideas would be nice, guys.

Anyways, i think its pretty strange we're debating the accident/intent of this little stunt. Let alone, making zoom shots of Janet Jackson's exposed nipple. I'd rather see the nip and not the face. Shes got one scary Michael Jackson-lookin face that could never hold my erection. Did it ever occur to you guys that shes hella ugly?

But hey, as much as I complain... i know this is a male-run society; so bring on 'dem taddies. Thread count is at what, 3? I can't wait til the NSFW Photoshop =D
2004-02-02 06:53:58 AM  
I think it's MJ - the shoes are a dead giveaway.
2004-02-02 06:54:37 AM  

2004-02-02 07:42:10 AM  
A few observations:

As other have pointed out, the piece that Justin Timberlake took off Janet's costume was suppose to come off and came off exactly as designed. There was no "inner lining" that was suppose to stay behind, because there was no inner lining. Some might ask, "why not have the whole rack exposed as Julie Andrews did in "S.O.B."? Simple. Exposing one breast can made made to *look* like an accident if necessary from a PR stand point, two breasts and we're clearly into soft porn.

As stunts go, this one rates as "predictable but unwise". However, if you are looking to take one for the team, exposing yourself to billions is one sure way to get attention toward you and away from your older wierdo brother.

CBS has announced that MTV would no longer be doing Super Bowl Halftime shows. Given the number of production companies that are lined up to put on the show, it was unlikely MTV was going to get another shot at it any time soon anyway. Everybody wins here. MTV gets to perpetuate the myth that it's cutting edge, Janet and Justin get all sorts of buzz about them going, and the TV networks get guaranteed numbers for next year and subsequent years, because who knows what they might see next time?

FYI: We are *so* being played....

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