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(Daily Mail)   Where is she, Miss Nebraska?   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2014-03-05 01:05:22 AM  
10 votes:
2014-03-05 09:13:12 AM  
4 votes:
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Perhaps she wouldn't have gotten lost if she had maps like, such as and...
2014-03-05 02:05:22 AM  
4 votes:

aerojockey: Fark you guys, I like big eyebrows.

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"How YOU doin'?"
2014-03-05 01:16:52 AM  
3 votes:
She's cute but not kidnap worthy, imho.
2014-03-05 01:08:05 AM  
3 votes:
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2014-03-05 01:04:49 AM  
3 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: The Daily Mail is running amber alerts for Nebraska now?   I guess they don't even try to pretend that they're no longer focusing on their British audience.

Whooosh! It has nothing to do with that. It's the fact that Nebraska and Britain have the same low standards of beauty.
2014-03-05 01:04:09 AM  
3 votes:
Judging from the pics in the article, she can probably be spotted wearing a red and white MISS NEBRASKA TEEN banner.
2014-03-05 08:03:32 AM  
2 votes:
there you go fellow farkers... next time your mom asks you to leave the basement to throw out the trash, you show her this so she knows how dangerous that is and why you shouldn't have to do it.
2014-03-05 01:23:59 AM  
2 votes:
A flock of hungry birds mistook her eyebrows for caterpillars, and she was eaten alive.
2014-03-05 01:16:25 AM  
2 votes:
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Maybe she's in the same place Miss Colorado ended up
2014-03-05 01:14:56 AM  
2 votes:
Anybody check her mail? Maybe she won the lottery.
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Hope she makes it home safe.. and moves away from Nebraska.
2014-03-05 03:13:32 AM  
1 vote:
She is in Carcosa now.
2014-03-05 02:10:22 AM  
1 vote:
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Her ride to the prom?
2014-03-05 01:48:01 AM  
1 vote:
Being the Daily Fail, she's probably been safely in bed fighting a cold.
2014-03-05 01:34:50 AM  
1 vote:
Fark you guys, I like big eyebrows.
2014-03-05 01:32:46 AM  
1 vote:
A 16 year old girl went outside leaving her cell phone in the house?
Is that even possible? We're not getting the whole story.

In all seriousness, I can't even begin to imagine what kind of farked up situation that is for her parents, and her.
2014-03-05 01:17:40 AM  
1 vote:
2014-03-05 01:16:56 AM  
1 vote:
the bellevue police seem.....unconcerned.

methinks she ran off with boyfriend parents don't approve of.

I'll drive kinda sorta close to her house after I leave work. I'll let you guys know if I see anything weird.
2014-03-05 01:06:08 AM  
1 vote:

Prey4reign: Judging from the pics in the article, she can probably be spotted wearing a red and white MISS NEBRASKA TEEN banner.

Judging from the pics in the article, her eyebrows should show up on any ground based radar in the area.  I'd start there.
2014-03-05 12:53:58 AM  
1 vote:
Michaela Wells, 16

I haven't seen that name spelled correctly in ages. It's always Mikayla, Makayla, Mykayla, McKayla, etc.
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