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(CBC)   What's more Canadian than using a hockey stick in a robbery? Suspect last seen running away yelling "SORRY"   ( cbc.ca) divider line
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2014-03-04 02:16:57 PM  
3 votes:
Sorey. You mean sorey, eh.
2014-03-04 03:55:14 PM  
2 votes:

bungle_jr: IC Stars: JohnnyCanuck: Tax Boy: "Give me all your money, buddy"

I'm not your buddy, friend!

take off, pal!

i'm not your friend, guy



...and i'm not your guy, buddy.
2014-03-04 03:13:25 PM  
2 votes:
So a Canadian walks into a lamp and says "I'm sorry lamp."
2014-03-04 08:53:26 PM  
1 vote:
Hockey sticks are for beating the shiat out of burglars and rapists.

For an armed robbery, I would use ice skates. They make very dangerous weapons. Especially if you are limber enough to perform a high kick to the face. And there's nothing quite like skating a figure "8" into the floor with figure skates to let them know who's boss. The RCMP will call it an 8 crime.

Of course, if you are freakishly large gang of Scotsmen, it would be very Scottish-Canadian to rob stores with curling stones (cabers are too long to get through the doors but a four foot or six foot piece of cord wood could be useful).

Curling stones are intimidating. The little brooms are not.
2014-03-04 07:02:34 PM  
1 vote:
Ya never stand between rob ford and his supply -it's just dangerous...
2014-03-04 06:50:46 PM  
1 vote:
This is exactly what you get when you let Bieber out of jail!
2014-03-04 04:20:05 PM  
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2014-03-04 03:28:26 PM  
1 vote:
My favourite thing about being Canadian is that the biggest stereotype about us is that we're too nice to others.

We're quite literally the best human beings on the planet.

/I'm not as humble as other Canadians....
2014-03-04 03:28:02 PM  
1 vote:

Tax Boy: "Give me all your money, buddy"

I'm not your buddy, friend!
2014-03-04 03:22:57 PM  
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2014-03-04 03:21:21 PM  
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2014-03-04 03:15:25 PM  
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2014-03-04 03:14:51 PM  
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Subbmitter, Canadians say "SAW-RY" get it right!
2014-03-04 03:12:18 PM  
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2014-03-04 02:58:50 PM  
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Doug McKenzie: Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges.
2014-03-04 02:40:29 PM  
1 vote:
"Keep your stick on the ice"
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