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(Guardian)   Three keys for the Elven-kings under the sky, three keys for the geeks who eat too much pie, one for the Dark Lord on his dark throne, in the NSA where the shadows lie   ( divider line
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2014-03-04 10:09:55 AM  
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2014-03-04 10:56:01 AM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: [ image 500x230]

Well, as long as 'the Hawk' says it's okay...
2014-03-04 11:17:20 AM  
FTFA:  one of the on-site guards had asked him out loud, "And your security pin is 9925, yes?" "Well, it was..." he says, with an eye-roll.

Good to know they're using strong authentication, at least...

/one of their security measures is a 4-digit PIN?
2014-03-04 04:25:12 PM  
Looks like... 88-/, eight kings will be left keyless
2014-03-04 05:22:24 PM  
Presumably they know whence ultimate political power is wielded?
2014-03-04 05:40:03 PM  
That headline was more interesting than the article.
2014-03-04 09:25:22 PM  
Decent headline, although "The One" is Verisign. The NSA has zero control over this.
2014-03-04 10:32:03 PM  
I left my RSA token in El Segundo.
I left my RSA token in El Segundo.
I left my RSA token in El Segundo.
I got to get it, I got got to get it.

Doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
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