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(NBC Philadelphia)   More charges for Philadelphia's notorious Swiss Cheese Pervert, but the dreaded Brie-Bearing Bishop-Beater of Bensalem and Conshohocken Camembert Chicken-Choker remain at large   ( nbcphiladelphia.com) divider line
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2014-03-04 10:57:52 AM  
1 vote:
Montgomeryville Mozzarella Masturbator
2014-03-04 10:24:15 AM  
1 vote:
I think he might get away with it.

There are a lot of holes in their case.
2014-03-04 10:21:46 AM  
1 vote:
The Fromage de la Bella Fishtown Fapper is definitely still on the loose.

The Wellington Willow Grove Wanker is too busy listening to John Phillip Sousa

The Jarlsberg Jenkintown Jerker is watching dirty films in the Hiway Theater.

//should I continue?
2014-03-04 10:14:43 AM  
1 vote:
Fark shall not rest until every Philadelphia suburb has its very own alliterative cheese-masturbating villain.
2014-03-04 10:08:43 AM  
1 vote:
Sadly, the Camembert Fapper was acquitted when the Defense proved that that stuff always looks jizzy.

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2014-03-04 09:57:00 AM  
1 vote:
What about the Parmesan Penis Puller of Paris?
2014-03-04 09:56:04 AM  
1 vote:
Not to mention the Venezuelan Beaver Cheese Bandit.
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