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(Talking Points Memo)   Steve Stockan (R - TX) wants you to know that if you've been helping to spread that old booking photo of his around the internet, you dun goofed   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, David Stockman, Judicial District Clerk, Senate campaign  
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2014-03-03 05:43:28 PM  
5 votes:
Candidate Stockman Threatens Jail To Anyone Who Publishes His Mugshot

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2014-03-03 11:15:35 PM  
4 votes:
Remastered and re-relased on its own recognition
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2014-03-03 09:06:12 PM  
4 votes:
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2014-03-03 05:36:15 PM  
4 votes:
He should get a celebrity to help him bury this pernicious story. Someone with broad appeal, like Streisand.

/I know, I know, they prefer to be called dames
2014-03-03 05:40:00 PM  
3 votes:
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What, this picture?
2014-03-03 05:37:39 PM  
3 votes:
He's only a set of crazy eyes away:

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2014-03-03 05:34:33 PM  
3 votes:
Mr. Stockman, can I introduce you to Ms. Streisand?
2014-03-03 05:34:24 PM  
2 votes:
I can't think of a better way to ensure widespread distribution of the mugshot photo.
2014-03-03 05:23:27 PM  
2 votes:
Come get me you tub o'lard:

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/and don't call me during the Oscars
2014-03-03 05:09:37 PM  
2 votes:
I may have accidently reposted this article on FB.
I hope he threatens me with jail.
2014-03-03 09:20:23 PM  
1 vote:
This is just begging for a quality photoshop contest.
2014-03-03 09:15:21 PM  
1 vote:
I don't think he's objecting to the information about his arrest. I think he objects to people knowing how creepy he looked.
2014-03-03 08:24:07 PM  
1 vote:
That photo needs to be plastered on every light pole in Texas.
2014-03-03 06:49:13 PM  
1 vote:
Fark, I am disappoint.

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2014-03-03 06:13:28 PM  
1 vote:
The man had the nerve to support increasing penalties and mandatory minimum sentences for drug traffickers, and the death penalty for international ones. That man is a real class act.
2014-03-03 05:58:51 PM  
1 vote:
The Streisand Effect is on a 3 day roll on Fark.
2014-03-03 05:54:51 PM  
1 vote:

HortusMatris: Steve Stockman's arrest record.

/Come at me, bro.

Detective Fattome? Is that pronounced as in
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"fat tome,"  or "it's still fat to me, damn it."
2014-03-03 05:51:20 PM  
1 vote:
I could give two shiats if the guy was busted for having Valium 40 years ago.

His outraged reaction to this is far more enlightening about his character, however.
2014-03-03 05:47:35 PM  
1 vote:
2014-03-03 05:47:18 PM  
1 vote:
"Yet a man named Stephen Ernest Stockman with the same birthday as Stockman was arrested in Michigan in 1977 and initially charged with felony possession of diazepam, also known as Valium, records show. What's more, Stockman spoke openly about such an incident during his first term in Congress in the mid-1990s."

Well, now, I'm just not sure what to make of all these strange coincidences.
2014-03-03 05:45:11 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe he ought to, you know, propose a bill that old shiat like this gets taken down eventually?
2014-03-03 05:44:38 PM  
1 vote:
Time to start tweetin' that motherfarker...
2014-03-03 05:38:52 PM  
1 vote:
Did he ever answer the question as to what happened to those pills back in the 1970s?

Just asking a question.
2014-03-03 05:36:37 PM  
1 vote:
Once again another quality greenlit headline unmarred by proofreading.
2014-03-03 05:15:07 PM  
1 vote:
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I'm so scared.
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