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(Courier-Journal)   And Lo, Jesus said unto the Apostles: "Set upon them with the AK-47. Slay ye every last one of them, and I shall sort them out. So sayeth the Lord"   ( courier-journal.com) divider line
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2014-03-03 01:06:18 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-03-03 01:04:05 PM  
2 votes:
On the plus side, there's a significant chance those guns will kill their white-trash red state owners.
2014-03-03 12:58:17 PM  
2 votes:
Subby makes Jesus sound like a pirate for a little bit.

/I bet Jesus woulda been an AWESOME pirate.
//pirate Jesus would plunder your soul
2014-03-03 12:58:05 PM  
2 votes:
If human history shows us anything, it's that religious fundamentalism and guns are always a great combination.
2014-03-03 03:27:27 PM  
1 vote:
What a Kentucky preacher may look like

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2014-03-03 03:23:38 PM  
1 vote:
Chuck McAlister, an ex-pastor, master storyteller

There's a difference?
2014-03-03 02:54:30 PM  
1 vote:
And lo, Jesus did multiply the AK47s and thus the 5000 were armed.
2014-03-03 01:55:59 PM  
1 vote:

duffblue: I'd take a free AK, have you seen how much they go for nowadays?

Holy crap yes! AK-47 was only produced for 10 years! That's a rare bird!

Idiot journalists.

I want a Ruger Ranch rifle.


With a black van with a red stripe and a spoiler.
2014-03-03 01:55:29 PM  
1 vote:

bugmn99: What kind if church is this??? My Jesus would never use a commie gun designed by Nikolai HUSSEIN Kalashnikov!

Ah, but Gospodin Kalashnikov was merely echoing the work of our Lord and Savior, John Moses Browning, who was a Mormon.
2014-03-03 01:35:16 PM  
1 vote:

cubic_spleen: So the stupid trailer trash inbred wingnut evangelical cowards are using the promise of violence to lure in other stupid trailer trash inbred wingnut evangelical cowards? All that fear must come from being forever cursed with tiny little Republican penises.

Wow...who peepee'd in your granola yogurt this morning...

Your fear is showing. Time for a little meditation and perhaps some chai tea...

2014-03-03 01:29:38 PM  
1 vote:
Consult the Book of Armaments!
2014-03-03 01:28:48 PM  
1 vote:
Looks like A&E has a new reality show. This one will be easier to name.
2014-03-03 01:24:17 PM  
1 vote:
John 18:

Jesus commanded Peter, "Take out your sword! I care not for the cup that my Father has prepared for me, so let us prepare to kick some ass.  Freedom!!!"

12Then the detachment of soldiers with its commander and the Jewish officials were slain by Jesus and His apostles. And there was celebration throughout the hearts of Jesus and his soldiers, as the hills of Gethsemane ran red with blood.
2014-03-03 01:23:42 PM  
1 vote:
I'd take a good blaster over some hokey religion any day.
2014-03-03 01:14:19 PM  
1 vote:
Damn...  All I ever got was a bible, a stale oyster cracker, and a shot glass of watered down grape juice...
2014-03-03 01:10:22 PM  
1 vote:
Christ what assholes
2014-03-03 01:08:00 PM  
1 vote:
What kind if church is this??? My Jesus would never use a commie gun designed by Nikolai HUSSEIN Kalashnikov!
2014-03-03 01:07:59 PM  
1 vote:
Guns For God
Bullets For Buddha
Firearms For Flying Spaghetti Monster
Gats For Ganesha
Weapons For Westboro
2014-03-03 01:07:17 PM  
1 vote:
Would it be okay to use a Jesus poster as target practice?
2014-03-03 01:02:49 PM  
1 vote:
I'd take the free gun and send back pictures of it with its new stock/grips featuring, Baphomet, the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Ayat al-Kursi
d23 [BareFark]
2014-03-03 01:02:14 PM  
1 vote:

lordjupiter: Good thing there's never been accidental discharge in a church

Is this a "sex in church" joke?
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