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(Chronicle Herald)   The Dude identified as main suspect in Canadian robbery that selectively took chips, chococlate bars and corned beef from a Lion's Club banquet: "They took the Kahlua. They even took the milk to go with it"   ( thechronicleherald.ca) divider line
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2014-03-03 11:45:57 AM  
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2014-03-03 01:18:23 PM  
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2014-03-03 01:06:18 PM  
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Clint_Torres: Munchies were also on the mind of the culprit, suspected of being a potato chip connoisseur.
"They took the plain, the barbecue, the Hickory Sticks (but) they left the all-dressed and sour cream and onion," Morash noted.

Tasteless amateurs. The only chip flavor worth stealing is Sour Cream and Onion.

Also, Corned Beef Thief is my new name. Patent pending.

In Canada, 'Zesty Mordant' and 'Dressed All Over' are the best potato chips.
2014-03-03 12:45:00 PM  
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Mr. Shabooboo: This is not a good time to be a White Russian....Caucasian


2014-03-03 12:28:52 PM  
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Beggars can't be choosers ... but thieves can.
2014-03-03 12:18:32 PM  
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2014-03-03 12:04:16 PM  
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2014-03-03 11:52:00 AM  
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Had it ever occurred to you that, you know....they robbed themselves, man.
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