Cortez the Killer: Had it ever occurred to you that, you know....they robbed themselves, man.
Mr. Shabooboo: This is not a good time to be a White Russian....CaucasianFTFY
Mudd's woman: Mr. Shabooboo: This is not a good time to be a White Russian....CaucasianFTFY
Clint_Torres: Munchies were also on the mind of the culprit, suspected of being a potato chip connoisseur."They took the plain, the barbecue, the Hickory Sticks (but) they left the all-dressed and sour cream and onion," Morash noted.Tasteless amateurs. The only chip flavor worth stealing is Sour Cream and Onion.Also, Corned Beef Thief is my new name. Patent pending.
buckler: Langthorne is charged with break, enter and theft; possession of stolen property; breach of probation and breaching an undertaking.What does that even mean?
HenryFnord: buckler: Langthorne is charged with break, enter and theft; possession of stolen property; breach of probation and breaching an undertaking.What does that even mean?The accused was already under orders not to commit additional offences pending a trial date for a different offence.
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