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(Dorking and Leatherhead)   Residents and merchants of Dorking surveyed on what they value about Dorking. "Dorking is lucky enough to have some real destination retail outlets, such as Astronomia, The Fluff-a-torium and Dorking Desk Shop"   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, dry cask storage, West Street, St Martin, energy usage, residents  
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2014-03-01 05:16:44 PM  
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2014-03-01 06:08:21 PM  
That Dorking article had words, using letters, but it was sofa king British I couldn't understand what the heck it was trying to say.
2014-03-01 06:15:05 PM  
Fluffer-a-torium? Sounds fun..
2014-03-01 06:18:48 PM  
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2014-03-01 06:23:53 PM  
Saaaay...  is that a Dorking desk?
2014-03-01 06:51:07 PM  
Not just Dorking. Dorking  andLeatherhead.
2014-03-01 09:15:44 PM  
Anybody else notice the dorky name of this town?
2014-03-01 11:28:28 PM  
"What do you like about Dorking? Please feel free to doodle your response."

I would pitch ideas for a movie to help promote the street. Perhaps a horror film called "The Dorking." The sequel could be called "Dorking II: The Dorkening."

Or they could sell it to Wes Anderson and call it "The Dork King" featuringJason Schwartzman as a quirky guy who discovers he's really royalty.

As for improving football, two words: cybernetic limbs.
2014-03-01 11:48:20 PM  
"Do Dorking differently"? Dagnabbed dastardly district don't deserve 'dat!
2014-03-02 12:11:27 AM  
What does Ken Dove have to say about this?

2014-03-02 08:04:12 AM  
Scoonthorpe is probably looking at this article, nodding quietly.
2014-03-02 10:45:46 AM  

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