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(Boston Herald)   Your plan to go on welfare to get free marijuana has been anticipated   ( bostonherald.com) divider line
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2014-03-01 04:51:13 PM  
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2014-03-01 05:09:32 PM  
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cchris_39: If you have a prescription your dope is covered.

We can't very well argue that not covering birth control is a "war on women" then in the next breath declare war on medicinal marijuana.

I'm taking the "freedom of religion" route.

Come join the pimple-cursed legion in our worship of Farkism!

Much like Catholicism, Farkism declares all birth control to be a sin and affront to both God and nature.

The only path to grace for those who desire family planning is a diet rich in Mountain Dew, Cheetos and pot.
Each having been selected by the Great Bottle (markings of Maker be upon him) for their holy and sterilizing attributes.

Though note:, we do not challenge the Lord our Bottle's remedy by testing our fruitfulness with the mysterious and fear-inducing opposite sex.

For to do such would require leaving the basement, and this would anger him. Ye, verily.
2014-03-01 04:58:45 PM  
1 vote:
For years I have planned to go on welfare to get free pot, I don't see how anyone could see through my clever scheme.
2014-03-01 02:35:33 PM  
1 vote:
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Don't blame me I voted joint rolling cat.
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