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(New York Daily News)   Man claims he has eaten nothing but cheese pizza for 25 years, may have life expectancy of thirty minutes or less   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, pizzas, Ellicott City, fatso  
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4393 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Mar 2014 at 7:35 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-01 07:59:04 AM  
2 votes:
What will it say on his Tombstone?
2014-03-01 02:02:00 PM  
1 vote:

SirEattonHogg: That's him on the right.

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Why is he posing with Truman Capote?
2014-03-01 09:12:24 AM  
1 vote:
Dude, Papa John is not going to sleep with you.
2014-03-01 08:01:01 AM  
1 vote:
Dude sounds cheesy.
2014-03-01 07:55:21 AM  
1 vote:
That's him on the right. Full Size
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