RodneyToady: If the bear was Teddy Ruxpin, I can sympathize. That bear needs to shut the fark up.
M-G: Amazing that there's a good stock photo for this story.
FirstNationalBastard: Obviously, she hated crippled children with CB Radios...[manifoldrecords.com image 320x317]Anyway, FTFA:She then went after the teddy bear with a kitchen knife. She also bit him, punched him and kicked him in the groin. He pushed her into the bathroom and called police.I don't know what the Teddy Bear did to inspire such anger, but I'm glad he still had the strength to push her into the bathroom.
whatshisname: Good thing they didn't tell her to keep that chicken quiet
Norad: whatshisname: Good thing they didn't tell her to keep that chicken quietYou son of a biatch, why did you make me remember that?
LewDux: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x291]
Dahnkster: She was much more sympathetic in Despereaux
TheWhoppah: True she didn't STAB her boyfriend but Aggravated Assault with a Deadly Weapon only requires that she uses or exhibits a deadly weapon during the commission of the assault. She punched, kicked and bit her boyfriend then she used a knife to stab the doll and said "I wish this was you." That sounds like both "uses" and "exhibits" to me. The threat is clear and you'd be a fool to ignore it. So its a second degree felony. It would have been a first degree if she had managed to actually stab him and cause a serious bodily injury.
FuzedBox: LewDux: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x291]Is that... Is that Aphex Twin?
LewDux: FuzedBox: LewDux: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x291]Is that... Is that Aphex Twin?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_-99eBBhFc&hd=1
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