dittybopper: Oldiron_79: dittybopper: Hah. Real men don't text while driving, they use Morse code instead.Morse, that is highntech wizardry. Real men use smoke signals.OK, I'll show you mine:[img.fark.net image 640x480]Now show me how you do smoke signals in your car.
The Irresponsible Captain: Good./If we can get them to legislate away the outdated GPS map device that every car manufacturer bolts in where a radio would go, we'd be set.//Not everyone wants to lease a new car every three years.
p4p3rm4t3: So drunk drivers run stop signs, and drug users wait for them to turn green.Cell phone users?
gweilo8888: The judge didn't mention using it to read fiction, so Apple Maps users are flying by the seat of their pants in every sense.
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