CipollinaFan: What a sexy Jesus might look like[i.imgur.com image 850x531]
Mad_Radhu: "He's also known as the Son of God.""Who calls him that?""Mostly himself..."[cdn.screenrant.com image 700x425]
Clash City Farker: He dies at the end.
Alphax: Clash City Farker: He dies at the end.Didn't read the whole thing, did you?
Jizz Master Zero: CipollinaFan: What a sexy Jesus might look like[i.imgur.com image 850x531][img.fark.net image 413x465]
stoli n coke: [www.nickpicksflicks.com image 600x395]
abhorrent1: Well he's the son of God. Why would god make his kid ugly?Besides, who would follow a fat, ugly slob. Well...except Rush Limbaugh fans
Ishkur: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]Oh, how I love Crucifixion movies. The Romans are so cool in them. They got capes and helmets and lorica segmentata armor, and they parade around in triumphs with eagle symbols and standards with SPQR blazoned across them, proudly projecting the seat of power of a tiny village on the banks of the Tiber from thousands of miles away that boasts having no king... it's so deliriously awesome and fascist. Now that's how you run a motherfarking Empire./yeah! YEAH!! Whip him, Centurion. Beat his ass. He wants to taste the motherfarking curb. Let all around see what happens when one defies Rome!!
Uncle Tractor: What real Jesus might have looked like:[upload.wikimedia.org image 332x479][upload.wikimedia.org image 348x450][upload.wikimedia.org image 398x202][upload.wikimedia.org image 320x213]/assuming he ever existed
propasaurus: He's the son of God and I think that's coolBut he's got swimmer's bod like nobody doRock me, rock me, rock me sexy JesusLink
Combustion: George Clooney's dorky brother on the bottom right???
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