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2014-02-28 07:12:45 AM  
2 votes:

JoieD'Zen: They could always just wear a longer skirt.

Or shorter. Either way, nobody'll notice their knees.
2014-02-28 08:32:03 AM  
1 vote:
I always know DM links are going to be asinine but I click them anyway.

From the comments:

"Womens knees always bring me out in a cold sweat, and images like these always bring back painful memories. I was 17 at the time and an older woman (she was in her 30's) wearing a short skirt was flirting with me heavily at a party. When I followed her to the bathroom after she gave me the come-on with her look, she played hard-to-get. After all the flirting earlier I thought she must have been playing and she tried to push me away. I then made my move on her when she immediately responded by kneeing me in the balls so hard that I collapsed to the ground in agony and scdreamed from the intense pain. The next thing I knew there were about 5 girls laughing at me because of what happened, and the woman left the party. Why are women such odd creatures? It was obvious she wanted attention from me so I made my move, but then I ended up getting kneed in the balls! The pain was so intense that now images of womens knees bring out fear in me. Horrible woman."
2014-02-28 07:11:53 AM  
1 vote:
They could always just wear a longer skirt.
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