JoieD'Zen: They could always just wear a longer skirt.
orbister: I'm glad to hear they use bipolar radio frequency. Monopolar RF sucks.
freetomato: I always know DM links are going to be asinine but I click them anyway.From the comments:"Womens knees always bring me out in a cold sweat, and images like these always bring back painful memories. I was 17 at the time and an older woman (she was in her 30's) wearing a short skirt was flirting with me heavily at a party. When I followed her to the bathroom after she gave me the come-on with her look, she played hard-to-get. After all the flirting earlier I thought she must have been playing and she tried to push me away. I then made my move on her when she immediately responded by kneeing me in the balls so hard that I collapsed to the ground in agony and scdreamed from the intense pain. The next thing I knew there were about 5 girls laughing at me because of what happened, and the woman left the party. Why are women such odd creatures? It was obvious she wanted attention from me so I made my move, but then I ended up getting kneed in the balls! The pain was so intense that now images of womens knees bring out fear in me. Horrible woman."
lake_huron: Yes, Demi Moore and Catherine Epsilon-Jones are hideous now that they're over 29.Much of plastic surgery is useful and occasionally even noble -- skin grafts for open wounds, burns, scars, mastectomy reconstructions, etc.This is not.
Laobaojun: orbister: I'm glad to hear they use bipolar radio frequency. Monopolar RF sucks.But does it supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, and also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters?
ChubbyTiger: JoieD'Zen: They could always just wear a longer skirt.Or shorter. Either way, nobody'll notice their knees.
Gig103: Don't worry, Catherine Zeta Jones. Gig103 will love you, kninkles and all.
Oldiron_79: Have them both bathed and sent to my quarters.
zimbomba63: Oldiron_79: Have them both bathed and sent to my quarters."What about their knees, master?"
studman 69: I assure you, I am.
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