yobbery: Urged on by their leader, Chief Ningeogapik Blubbereatinunicornhead, the angry Eskimo tribe lays siege to Fort Burlston Chair as a helpless Colonel Biscuit looks on.
AlienDandelion: *slowly crawls in*Hey Family.I am here.With a new battle wound to turn into battle scar.almost lost my left thumb due to some dumbass.Thank god I am in here - I need the laughs :(
AlienDandelion: Canadian Lurker: This week, my cat Sterling got sprayed by a skunk, again.Considering his age and aggressive attitude, bathing him in tomato juice is no longer an option.Fed up with his smelly stubborness, I told Sterling to go stick his head under a faucet or something.[i176.photobucket.com image 550x550]hey!!!I see another fellow canadian not too far away from me :)cool!welcome :)[www.dumpaday.com image 620x500][global3.memecdn.com image 650x419]
AlienDandelion: arrrggghh!!!/a very upset and guilty feeling alien
lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 430x569]This calls for a celebration!!!! Release the KRAKEN!!!!! :D
tigerose: Umm..sgould read thought...12th line..have another glass of wine?
lilyspad: akimbotoo: Psssst! Want to see what a Meerkat does when it's tummy is tickled? Link :DThat is hilarious!!! Sounds like Flipper!!! (Wow...I just dated myself there) :D
lilyspad: ferfer72: You forgot MY birthday!THAT too! And Super Bowl Sunday, and the World Series (or Serious, as I call it) And every Wednesday after a Monday! :D CHEERS!!!
sherpa18: *prances into the thread*Hai guise![i415.photobucket.com image 305x161]It is my great pleasure to report that the white boy has shown definite improvement today! He is eating better, and his litter box visitations have slowed down drastically - only twice in the last 6 hours or so - and we have lots of pee - albeit still a bit more bloody than I would like, but on the whole, things are looking up!He is also sleeping better, not nearly as restless as he was yesterday. I haz a happy! Thanks once again to everyone for your support, we both really appreciate it!!!*runs off to do wild sherpa dance*
sherpa18: *runs off to do wild sherpa dance*
Salem Witch: yobbery:Mr. Witch said something about you being terribly disturbed.And when I say "you", I mean he said "you all".
quantum_jellyroll: tigerose:Link I am on page six! July 27th...It's loading very slow for me.It it a followup on your incident with the macaroni and the synchronized swimming team of midgets youbrought over from Hungary for the Summer Festival last year??
tigerose: gremlin1: [grmmmie.smugmug.com image 295x450]Oh, that is how I feel. Too much snow, not enough exercise! The wines doesn't help either, but it is so tasty!
ferfer72: Does rolling around in glitter help?
Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Have to work this weekend, after working four straight days with only yesterday off. Ugh. But everything here is going well enough. Second date was last night and we both had a good time. Planning on something again next weekend, so, so far so good. Kittehs are still crazy, as somehow Adama has gone nuts here the last few days. Probably decided it was time to show Starbuck that she wasn't the only one allowed to go psycho in the house. Hopefully these next three days go quickly, and I can finally have a couple of days to get the house in order and relax some. Have a great day everyone.
lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 640x427]
lysdexic: /as are the gigantic Rice Krispy Treats//would have got some but didn't have room in the trunk
sherpa18: spinach gunk: BTW, when I got to the vet last night, there was a woman settling her bill and making a follow up appointment, and I swear her dog could have been Buddy's doppelganger - same size, same color, same eyes - and wearing a tiny little coat, friendly as hell - about 2 minutes later, a man and his small son walked in with a HUGE Great Dane (also wearing a coat) and the tiny doggie looked at him and did the "coat shake" - and the Dane immediately did the same - and they both did it over and over again.Now that I can look back on it without being preoccupied with worrying about the white boy, I think it would earned the...[i415.photobucket.com image 600x600]
sherpa18: AlienDandelion: sherpa18: awwww Sherpa!I will keep all my bits crossed and make all my friends do the same for poor Dragon and for you /No Dragon - it is not your time just yet...I have just consulted with the white boy, and says he'll make a deal with you - he won't ever give up as long as you agree to do the same.[i415.photobucket.com image 639x408]/ welcome back, we have missed you so much!
John Buck 41: quantum_jellyroll: [reneau.smugmug.com image 648x486]What's a Trojan? :)
sherpa18: lilyspad: Minmin...that's a name I haven't seen in a while!! Wasn't she Dragon's "beloved" at one point??? :DYep, and she is still keeping her eye on her Dragonz... :o)[i415.photobucket.com image 640x480]
quantum_jellyroll: [reneau.smugmug.com image 605x454] (need everal hours of sleep)
quantum_jellyroll: SKWERL!!![reneau.smugmug.com image 640x426]Some call him "The Gangster of Love"...
The Ice Queen: So this is how my week started.So I bought this big jug of kitty litter, it was like 30# (which I'm not supposed to be lifting but it was $10!) so after fighting with it, I finally manage to drag it into my living room. I leave it by the door figuring I'll get to it later. Getting around in the morning and remember something right before I walk out the door and BAM! SO that is the nice knot. I also have a nice bruise/rug burn above the knot but pictures don't do it justice. XRs were negative so nothing broken. However, I did learn I can swear quite well at 8 am when I haven't had any caffeine in me yet.[img.fark.net image 850x637]
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