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(Alaska Dispatch News)   Alaska wants humpback whales removed from pesky endangered species list, proposes re-classifying them as "North Pacific Oil-Tanker Speedbumps"   ( adn.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Pacific, Alaska, humpback whales, chemical tanker, Marine Mammal Protection Act, International Whaling Commission, National Marine Fisheries Service, Center for Biological Diversity  
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2014-02-27 01:29:30 PM  
3 votes:
Fine, if you want this up your ass then go ahead.

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2014-02-27 02:58:46 PM  
2 votes:

keypusher: They used to be endangered.  They aren't endangered any more, so the state wants to remove them from the endangered list.

I guess the stupid tag is for subby.

Reading comprehension: It's not just for children anymore.
2014-02-27 01:43:59 PM  
2 votes:
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PIZZA SEASON!                                         WHALE SEASON!

/dated, but so are they
2014-02-27 03:57:26 PM  
1 vote:
A friend of a friend always said that when the navy hits an aquatic animal; they always say that they hit a shark. Apparently, sharks don't give anybody the "warm fuzzies".
2014-02-27 02:55:48 PM  
1 vote:
Has anybody asked the whales?

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2014-02-27 02:29:28 PM  
1 vote:
I thought "North Pacific Oil-Tanker Speedbump" is what we called a lost shipping container that's floating just beneath the waves...
2014-02-27 01:40:56 PM  
1 vote:
Double dumb ass on you, Alaska!
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