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(Slate)   The history of the most bizarre sex tip Cosmopolitan ever printed: the infamous "Penis on the Doughnut" moment   ( slate.com) divider line
    More: Silly, Cosmopolitan, Tom Wolfe, Maureen Dowd  
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2014-02-27 12:09:34 AM  
6 votes:
"99 Ways to Touch Him: These Fresh, Frisky Tips Will Thrill Every Inch of Your Guy,"

Seriously, men really aren't all that complicated sexually. "99 ways" is at least 95 too many.
2014-02-27 12:59:56 AM  
5 votes:
If my crank was so small that it would fit thru the average doughnut hole I wouldn't go around talking about it in nationally circulated magazines.
2014-02-27 01:58:08 AM  
1 vote:
OK I'm not one of those people who claims to have a huge cock or anything, but you gotta be a bit diameter challenged to fit a doughnut without ripping it to pieces. Who the hell wants a sticky sugary mess (with sprinkles, from article picture) on your junk?

Food, chocolate sauce, etc all sounds kinda good and maybe even kinky, but I've always found anything that decreases the amount of lubrication or increases friction to be less fun. Then again, a 16 part blow job with frequent snack breaks for the blower, doesn't sound like much fun either.
2014-02-27 01:53:03 AM  
1 vote:

RatMaster999: Brainsick: RatMaster999:
[bbsimg.ngfiles.com image 480x268] Nobody's offered to eat a doughnut off my cock...

/don't know why I read it in that guy's voice, but, well, here we are

Who is that?

2014-02-27 12:51:30 AM  
1 vote:
Push your head down enough to squish your nose and then stick out your tongue. If you can do that then you'll never, ever have to dick around (heh) with silly sex tips.
2014-02-27 12:48:36 AM  
1 vote:
Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?
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