DROxINxTHExWIND: Subby, I assume you're talking about the women?/NTTAWWT
CruJones: While I love to partake, I don't think that's a flavor I'd ever request. Like, dude, can I get a weed flavored snowcone?
FarkingReading: I prefer my condoms to taste like stale beer, my petroleum jelly to smell like meth, my astroglide to sound like thunder, my Santorum to look like a messy omelet and my taint to feel like sandpaper.
grinding_journalist: CruJones: While I love to partake, I don't think that's a flavor I'd ever request. Like, dude, can I get a weed flavored snowcone?Yep. Even if they're good, you still only tolerate eating edibles because they do something- not because you've sought out that citrusy pine bitterness in your muffin or brownie or cookie.
Buttknuckle: DROxINxTHExWIND: Subby, I assume you're talking about the women?/NTTAWWTThere are men that sleep with other men.
uncleacid: I'll stick with condoms that are additive free.
d23: "Green... it the colour of her kind..."[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 225x224]obscure? by clouds?
croesius: Colored condoms lead to one thing and one thing only.Pretending it's a lightsaber.Bonus points if they glow in the dark.
djfitz: [img.fark.net image 166x153]
d23: "Green... it the colour of her kind..."obscure? by clouds?
SpdrJay: The guys I get with already smell and taste like weed....
Smoking GNU: Hashish hoohaas?
Witness99: I don't get this thread. Are we talking about when your boyfriend goes down on you, doesn't wash up, then is having a close faced heart to heart with your dad? Sheeeeeeet
stu1-1: If they want condoms to taste like the "real thing", they should make a penis flavor.
you_idiot: Pot neither smells not tastes good.
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