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(WTKR)   Fark-ready headline: Man dies after being hit by vehicle in Onancock. That's gotta hurt   ( wtkr.com) divider line
    More: Misc, Onancock, Virginia State Police  
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1055 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Feb 2014 at 9:29 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-26 09:33:15 AM  
3 votes:
That's nothing.  Grandma had 19th century obituary notices from family members.  Apparently one of my ancestors died under "queer circumstances" in Cockermouthe.
2014-02-26 08:55:44 AM  
2 votes:
Spilled seed.
2014-02-26 11:18:28 AM  
1 vote:

Valiente: MBooda: Mighty good oysters in Onancock.

/although some prefer snails

Nice and obscure.

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Not that obscure.
2014-02-26 10:09:18 AM  
1 vote:
Meh.  "Unfortunate Onancock man killed by ramming" would have been better
2014-02-26 09:49:13 AM  
1 vote:
What kind of cock is there besides an onancock? Else what's a cock for?
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