TNel: BS there is no way for a 2 year old to cut off those 4 fingers. For the love of god kids can't even get shots without crying and you want me to believe that this one cut off 4?! I might be able to believe 1.
vudukungfu: Hey, baby, can I get your digits?
Pangea: vudukungfu: Hey, baby, can I get your digits?[teamshocker.com image 334x357]
vudukungfu: Pangea: vudukungfu: Hey, baby, can I get your digits?[teamshocker.com image 334x357]I actually had a digit cut to the bone.Bar fight, kung fu accident, whatevs.Told the attending surgeon I would come back and play christmas carols on the mandolin if he did the reattachment right.He says the obvious, " you play mandolin?"Reply: I will learn as part of my therapy;So I did.On Christmas eve.I still squeeze it into my schedule.Learning a new song every year.
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