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(Lincolnshire Echo)   Police stop woman for not wearing her seat belt correctly. Her excuse? Her breasts   ( lincolnshireecho.co.uk) divider line
    More: Silly, seat belt correctly, seat belts, Lincolnshire Police, boobs  
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12811 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Feb 2014 at 10:20 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-25 10:57:29 AM  
5 votes:

MissFeasance: I see her side of it.  I can't wear a regular seat belt without it ending up around my neck.  I bought one of those child adjuster things to keep it where it's supposed to be.

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You look way too young to drive.
2014-02-25 08:47:49 AM  
5 votes:
This thread has potential....

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2014-02-25 03:16:25 PM  
4 votes:
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d23 [BareFark]
2014-02-25 10:37:15 AM  
4 votes:
not a bookmark

bonus:

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"Is there a problem, officer?"
2014-02-25 10:22:18 AM  
4 votes:
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2014-02-25 02:05:59 PM  
3 votes:
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Gratuitous nipple post.
2014-02-25 10:51:07 AM  
3 votes:
Wonder if she'll go to court to protest the ticket.  "Your honor, I present exhibit DD"
2014-02-25 09:13:16 AM  
3 votes:
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2014-02-25 11:26:15 AM  
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2014-02-25 11:24:39 AM  
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2014-02-25 11:20:05 AM  
2 votes:
Not a seatbelt, but related
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2014-02-25 11:05:51 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-02-25 10:57:40 AM  
2 votes:

blatz514: I'll help Dirk..

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She's nice, blatz514, but her application to the IBTC has been denied.

Accepted:

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2014-02-25 10:49:19 AM  
2 votes:
I can keep using this all day...
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2014-02-25 10:34:10 AM  
2 votes:
OK, we all know the logical evolution of this thread, but howzabout some love for the IBTC?

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2014-02-25 10:33:39 AM  
2 votes:
Seat belts are just another tool that the male-centric Maleocracy uses to keep women in their place.
2014-02-25 03:54:03 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-25 03:50:27 PM  
1 vote:
and finally...just because

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You're Welcome...
2014-02-25 03:42:38 PM  
1 vote:

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: this thread demeans women, more please


But of course!

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2014-02-25 03:08:23 PM  
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2014-02-25 02:43:15 PM  
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2014-02-25 02:35:56 PM  
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2014-02-25 01:07:03 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-25 12:48:17 PM  
1 vote:
One boobie, two boobie, boobie number three,
This ain't Total Recall, but it could be BIE.


/EIP
2014-02-25 12:33:01 PM  
1 vote:

blatz514: Calling from Earth-43: Safety first!

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Ha, I was gonna post this but the girl with the seat belt on looks, well...

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I thought that also. What's a 12 year old doing with those boobs?
2014-02-25 12:21:17 PM  
1 vote:

Calling from Earth-43: Safety first!

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Ha, I was gonna post this but the girl with the seat belt on looks, well...

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2014-02-25 12:17:25 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-25 12:08:02 PM  
1 vote:
Another possible citation.

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2014-02-25 12:05:24 PM  
1 vote:

kcfarker: blatz514: What?  There's a car in the pic

This is one of those optical illusions, isn't it?


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2014-02-25 12:01:52 PM  
1 vote:
Next step:
"While we've got you stopped at this seatbelt checkpoint, we're going to draw some blood to make sure you've been eating healthy. Because it affects how much the insurance company pays for your healthcare."
2014-02-25 12:01:42 PM  
1 vote:

blatz514: [static.fjcdn.com image 569x720]


Actually she is an excellent example of how to get away with only a warning.

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2014-02-25 11:52:13 AM  
1 vote:
There is a special place in heaven for you both.

blatz514:

DirkTheDaring:
2014-02-25 11:46:16 AM  
1 vote:

Confusean: Loving this thread, but seriously, I have never understood why it's ok to ride a motorcycle with only safety glasses in most sates, but we have laws saying adults need to have a belt on while inside a vehicle. Not saying thr is anything wrong with motorcycle laws, just that the seatbelt laws are unfair and in my opinion, just another reason to pull people over.


It is a cash cow, end of story.

Back on topic

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/Don't have any seatbelt pics, but there is a car involved
2014-02-25 11:43:34 AM  
1 vote:

DirkTheDaring: FlyPanAm: You know what.  Boobs are just the best.

They're two of my favorite things.

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Yeah, but if you've seen one, you've seen them both.
2014-02-25 11:43:17 AM  
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2014-02-25 11:38:34 AM  
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2014-02-25 11:36:11 AM  
1 vote:

FlyPanAm: You know what.  Boobs are just the best.


They're two of my favorite things.

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2014-02-25 11:32:27 AM  
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2014-02-25 11:31:51 AM  
1 vote:
"Officer, is this some kind of bust?"
2014-02-25 11:30:38 AM  
1 vote:
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What?  There's a car in the pic
2014-02-25 11:20:27 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-25 11:17:45 AM  
1 vote:

DirkTheDaring: blatz514: DirkTheDaring:

Not fair, you're just posting chicks in bikinis!  At least I'm trying to keep up with the theme.

/I've run out of pics is what I'm saying.

Sounds like you've got some searchin' to do. :-)

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Back on the horse!

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2014-02-25 11:16:33 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-25 11:12:50 AM  
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2014-02-25 11:09:53 AM  
1 vote:
Ma'am I stopped you becaaaaauuuuuuuuu.............
2014-02-25 11:09:37 AM  
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2014-02-25 11:07:44 AM  
1 vote:
As a dirty motorboating sailor I approve this thread.
2014-02-25 11:07:02 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-25 11:06:18 AM  
1 vote:

SmackLT: She just needs a four-point harness


I don't know what "Takata" is that's blocking my access, but I'd give her A-Major Fugue, IYKWIM
2014-02-25 11:05:06 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-25 11:00:15 AM  
1 vote:

akruse: I think the real dumb thing in this article is that she was pulled over, not for NOT wearing a seatbelt, but for "wearing it incorrectly" (with the shoulder belt under her arm).

I do that pretty frequently on long trips if it's chafing on open skin. I get that's not the 100% proper way to do it, but it's still pretty close - and I don't think that should be a ticketable offense.


Obviously you should be arrested, stripped of your driving privilege and forced face-down into a restraint device of the Deputy's choosing because the very fact you exist might drive up my premiums.

Thanks a lot, asshole.
2014-02-25 10:49:20 AM  
1 vote:
I'll help Dirk..

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2014-02-25 10:39:00 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA: A female driver stopped by Lincolnshire Police has used her breasts as an excuse, escaping with a warning.

Know how else I know she was a female driver?  :-P
2014-02-25 10:30:56 AM  
1 vote:
2014-02-25 10:27:08 AM  
1 vote:
Not a bookmark.

/yes, it is.
2014-02-25 10:25:13 AM  
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2014-02-25 10:24:10 AM  
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2014-02-25 10:23:17 AM  
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2014-02-25 09:22:33 AM  
1 vote:
I see her side of it.  I can't wear a regular seat belt without it ending up around my neck.  I bought one of those child adjuster things to keep it where it's supposed to be.

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2014-02-25 08:58:33 AM  
1 vote:
She just needs a four-point harness

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