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(Daily Mail)   Attention ladies: If your erection lasts more than five days, consult a physician   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: PSA, Tate Modern, Sudafed, woman suffers, Journal of Sexual Medicine, Harold Ramis  
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2014-02-25 07:50:27 AM  
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Ihaveanevilparrot: Either way I stopped taking it a long time ago so I'm prolly no use to you since I'm stable now and quite content with my husband's penis :p

...which you keep in a jar...?
2014-02-25 07:32:15 AM  
4 votes:
Woman suffers five-day erection of the clitoris

I'm not going to keep reading if they're just going to make words up.
2014-02-25 06:58:48 AM  
1 vote:

SpdrJay: Maybe they mean nipple boners.

In grade/high school, for reasons I can't recall now, several of us used to refer to nipple erections as "binging", and when noticing them would proclaim, "Bing!"... Apparently, this wasn't widespread terminology outside our little circle, since no one else on the planet seemed quite as amused as I was when Microsoft named their search engine Bing...
2014-02-25 06:49:15 AM  
1 vote:
If her boyfriend cant find it NOW.........
2014-02-25 06:31:03 AM  
1 vote:
Farking trannies.
2014-02-25 06:24:04 AM  
1 vote:
Someone went thong-less for a few days, I see
2014-02-25 12:57:14 AM  
1 vote:
Pardon me ma'am, but is that a thimble in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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