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(Daily Mail)   Hey kiddies, maybe it's time to ask one of the olds about Duck and Cover   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Yulia Tymoshenko, William Hague, Europe, Ukraine, Russia, United States, Viktor Yanukovych, Ducks  
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2014-02-24 11:23:02 AM  
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It Moved.
2014-02-24 03:45:19 AM  
3 votes:
It would be quite wise to refrain
From sending shock troops to Ukraine
Or so says Obama
But Putin craves drama:
"How you say? 'No pain and no gain'!"

2014-02-24 03:31:33 AM  
3 votes:
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2014-02-24 03:24:17 AM  
3 votes:

Mentat: Hide under your desks.  This will also protect you against lava.

You stand on the couch to avoid lava.
2014-02-24 03:21:19 AM  
3 votes:
Duck and Cover?

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2014-02-24 12:26:41 PM  
2 votes:
What subby might look like......

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2014-02-24 09:17:37 AM  
2 votes:
When St. Reagan was president, he settled all this nonsense by sending Rocky over there to fight Ivan Drago.  Obama is grossly underutilizing our Stallone-based diplomatic options.
2014-02-24 04:15:55 AM  
2 votes:
Well if Putin rears his head and comes into the airspace of the United States, he'll have Palin to deal with.
2014-02-24 01:42:41 AM  
2 votes:
Hide under your desks.  This will also protect you against lava.
2014-02-24 12:10:52 PM  
1 vote:
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" .. Susan Powers said what? You've got to be kidding .."
2014-02-24 11:58:47 AM  
1 vote:
Slaves2Darkness: mother farker the USSR kept those shiat heads in line.

My Father said the same exact thing a few years after the wall fell.
2014-02-24 09:39:31 AM  
1 vote:
A strongly worded letter and a line in the sand that keeps moving will put the fear into the Ruskies.  Make sure to use a few more exclamation points to Oobama!!!!!
2014-02-24 04:07:24 AM  
1 vote:

Cerebral Ballsy: BMulligan: I remember thinking my dad was very irresponsible for refusing to build us a fallout shelter in the back yard. It was a weird time to grow up.

Have you ever considered how crappy it would be to survive a nuclear strike? I wonder if that's what your dad was thinking.

Yes I have, in the years since then, and you're right - it would be a horrible waste of time, money, and effort. But I think my dad was actually thinking that he'd rather just finish the basement and get a cool pool table, which is what he did.
2014-02-24 03:59:34 AM  
1 vote:
No need to ask. We have Urban Dictionary now.

"i became dizzy after i performed a duck and cover on my girl last night"
2014-02-24 03:59:23 AM  
1 vote:
They were talking to a Russian about the cold war during the Olympics coverage and the Russian said "Why hide under desk? When bomb come you die."
2014-02-24 03:50:00 AM  
1 vote:
I know that Russian-Georgian war was only in 2008, but from what I'm reading on wikipedia, the Georgian government did strike first, prompting the Russian response.

I know from all the Tom Clancy books I've read that the Russians are bad and all, but would they really try to intervene in Ukraine without a half-decent excuse?
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