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(Boing Boing)   25 Synonyms for 'Pussy Riot,' for news presenters who'd really rather not to say 'pussy' on-air   ( boingboing.net) divider line
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2014-02-23 02:16:53 AM  
9 votes:
Coochie Coup
2014-02-23 01:46:01 AM  
6 votes:
2014-02-23 01:36:34 AM  
5 votes:
Bearded Clamor
2014-02-23 02:40:37 AM  
4 votes:
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2014-02-23 01:09:58 AM  
4 votes:
Clam clash.
2014-02-22 11:56:09 PM  
4 votes:
I got your Pussy Riot right here.
2014-02-23 01:35:34 AM  
3 votes:
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2014-02-23 12:16:08 AM  
3 votes:
Bush war

/vaginal chaos?
2014-02-23 12:06:48 AM  
3 votes:
Hoo-ha Hooliganism.
2014-02-23 03:13:15 AM  
2 votes:
The lack of "hoo-hah brouhaha" is such a missed opportunity.
2014-02-23 02:11:23 AM  
2 votes:
Naughty Riot?
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2014-02-23 01:44:53 AM  
2 votes:

The_Sponge: Kitty Donnybrook

I think I went to grade school with her.
2014-02-23 01:32:53 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-02-23 01:29:37 AM  
2 votes:
Beaver Brawl
Muff Rumpus
Snatch Racket
2014-02-23 01:23:44 AM  
2 votes:
Down South Disturbance
Shame Hole Annoyance
The first name of the lead female in Goldfinger and the last name of an 80's hair metal band
Stank Problem
Kittens Playing
Pusy Gore
Dickhole Anger time
2-5 years depending if the Olympics are coming
Yummy Beatdown
It's our fourth date and you didn't groom, I'll have to set the whole block on fire
Here kitty, kitty we're on lockdown
2014-02-23 01:22:30 AM  
2 votes:
Honeypot Hooliganism
Slit Shivaree
Flap Flap
2014-02-23 12:13:24 AM  
2 votes:
Down-under Upheaval
2014-02-23 07:27:44 AM  
1 vote:
"Twat is an interesting word because it's the only one I know of, the only slang word applying to the, a part of the sexual anatomy that doesn't have another meaning to it. Like, ah, snatch, box and pussy all have other meanings, man. Even in a Walt Disney movie, you can say, We're going to snatch that pussy and put him in a box and bring him on the airplane."

-- George Carlin

2014-02-23 06:49:43 AM  
1 vote:
Gash Clash
2014-02-23 05:40:16 AM  
1 vote:

C18H27NO3: Coochie Coup

Rock 'n' Roll  Coochie Coup??
2014-02-23 03:17:09 AM  
1 vote:
Crappy Girl-group

Justin Bieber
2014-02-23 02:56:26 AM  
1 vote:

Bumblefark: Revek: Clam clash.

I was going to say, "gash clash."

/not sure which one rolls off the tongue better

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2014-02-23 02:16:07 AM  
1 vote:
Genital Unrest
2014-02-23 01:59:27 AM  
1 vote:

Prey4reign: Conjuring the audio and image of Wolf Blitzer saying "coontastrophe" is enough to make me giddy with delight.

"coontastrophe" reminds me of my ex.
2014-02-23 01:54:49 AM  
1 vote:
Conjuring the audio and image of Wolf Blitzer saying "coontastrophe" is enough to make me giddy with delight.
2014-02-23 01:49:48 AM  
1 vote:
Rectum Rampage...that's close enough
2014-02-23 01:40:52 AM  
1 vote:
My bands new name Tuna Taco Tantrum!
2014-02-23 01:38:03 AM  
1 vote:
Vulva Fracas
2014-02-23 01:31:04 AM  
1 vote:
Kitty Donnybrook
2014-02-23 01:30:37 AM  
1 vote:

slayer199: You can say Pussy Cat, but not Pussy Riot?

You can pussy your cat and your can pussy your foot but don't try to pussy your riot.
2014-02-23 01:25:35 AM  
1 vote:
There are all sorts of ways to get past the Yahoo auto censor.
Percy Riot
ƃu!ʇ!ɹʍ uʍop әp!sdn
Unfortunately, at some point there will be people who believe that homersexuals exist.

2014-02-23 01:21:38 AM  
1 vote:
Every time I see CNN's Wolf Blitzer say "Pussy Riot," or hear a dry NPR anchor's voice intone those two words, I think I'm going to die laughing.

Ha ha ha! They had to say 'pussy'! Tee hee!

/This just in: 12-year-olds write for Boing Boing
2014-02-23 12:48:35 AM  
1 vote:
That reminds me of Honor Blackman trolling American tv hosts by trying to get them to say "Pussy Galore".
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